Logged into my account from 05 :) Pre Employment Drug Test/Physical Question

Hello all Cannabis.com forum members. This place have changed so much. I have been a member since the days when they let you post cannabis wanted ads and when LegitMOM.com existed. BC Buds, Smoke Stack, StonerBC.

Anyway, I recently got a job tat requires DOT physical/Drug test. I am okay with the drug testing, going with substitution (synthetic urine) quick fix. I have done it perfectly once before. The only thing I am worried about is that I usually crotch the bottle and put it back in my crotch after using it. If they make me take off my clothes how do I hide the bottle??