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So, I have about 25 days from today to completly detox for randoms that I will be given for about a month. I think the detox drinks are out of.the question because I would have to drink at least one a day for the time I will be given the urine tests. Is there any products that can speed up the detox process? Right now I just plan on running on the treadmill everyday with a heater on and try to sweat and burn fat as much as possible. Any help is really appreciated thanks.
Before your questions can be answered, you must first understand how the human body processes THC.
THC is stored in the fat cells and remain there until the fat cells are burned for energy. When fat cells burn, the THC metabolites are released back into the bloodstream. From there, the kidneys filter the THC metabolites from the bloodstream and are deposited into the bladder for the eventual exit. This is the main reason why THC carries a longer detection period than most other types of drugs.
All "detox products" work via the principle of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the products instructions to drink with them. By consuming fluids, you are diluting the THC metabolite concentration that is present in the bladder, in the hoping that the urine sample would register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. This dilution phenomena, however, is only temporary - once all of the fluids ingested had all been urinated out, the bladder is replenished with fresh THCA-laden urine, and thus the "dirty" donor would resume testing positive for THC.
In summary, detox products are nothing but a big scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed and credulous and taking their hard-earned cash. You can spend up to $250 on a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using just vitamin B2 and water.
There is no product that can rid the body of THC, or expedite the elimination process, as the product sales pitches would like the consumer to believe. The only proven way to rid the body of THC, or to expedite the elimination process, is time and exercise.
However, if your home testing results are positive, and if your scheduled test is 3 days away, then exercise can work against you due to the reasons stated in the first paragraph. Therefore, all fat-burning activities should be curtailed for those 3 days leading up to the scheduled U/A and the body should revert to "storage mode" - be as lazy as possible to prevent a bunch of THC metabolites from being released into the bloodstream, which will end up in the urine to be detected.
Contrary to popular belief among the uninformed, sweating is hardly of any help because very little THC is excreted via sweat. You could sweat enough to fill buckets, yet the amount of THC being excreted would still be miniscule. The rest of them are being excreted via the urine and bowels.
For employment-related random testing situations, you have only two viable options:
- total abstination
- substitute, using a clean persons sample or synthetic.
id say depends on your body composition. if ur naturally lean with good metabolism, i think u should be fine
dont smoke anything or you wont pass. If possible try to buy some time call the lab and reschedule, even a day helps. Do not contact the potential employer that ordered the tests from the lab they dont need to know and if they get the results a few days later it dosent matter. Drink alot of water too.