random drug test

i just got a new job. its a good job i dont need to lose, especially over weed. but instead of quitting ive decided to just carry fake pee on me everyday. Can any give me some advice on how to keep the fake urine stay warm enough. I was thinkin of putting it in the microwave for a few seconds n then rubberband heating pad to it and placing it under my sack. Would it stay in right temp range with this method?

edit: and i mean microwaving it in the morning before i live for work. so would it stay warm enough throughout the whole day?

Use a hand warmer, but dont put it on your skin only on the urine sample. you will burn yourself if you put the hand warmer(hotpad) directly on your skin. Dont microwave it. It might cristalize some of the contents in the urine sample.

so if i attach
the heating pad to it and place it in my pants(jock strap maybe) the heating pad will keep it warm enough throughout the whole work day? 12 hour shifts.

I don't know if 'hand warmers' stay the same temp? I know a lot of heating pads do not! You may want to get a digital thermometer and experiment with different things. I am sure the answer will come in here. . . in the meantime, I'll just give you something to read when you could be reading threads from the expert residents here.

A urine test shows more than drugs. Like ch said, a microwave would change results. WE have lots of old threads on this topic and a lot of coaching of what to do. I am thinking I have read some really good ones a couple of years ago. But, the tests are evolving and you certainly need to figure out a 'substitute' and the best way to keep it at proper temp.

If this is a "Good Job", perhaps you may want to re-consider use? We do have some people that have done this very successfully and it seems the temp. is the biggest problem by having 'fake pee' everyday. One of the warmest places on the body is what you sit on (for a natural temp-be innovative, until you get a better response or read something as many threads as possible)! I am not sure you can keep the pee at a certain level without some sort of dependable device for sustained temp. Heating pads can fluctuate or just stop working. You would need a reliable one. I personally, from using them, have never had one that remained at a set temp. They may exist though!

What is the risk of a random test, anyway? Were you tested to get the job? Do you know of anyone that has had a random test? I wouldn't exactly go asking anyone, either. Unless, the topic comes up, off the cuff with another employee. You can jokingly ask 'if they do that?' Some employers only test if they are suspicious of someone and then they won't just pick on you or them! It would seem, you may have enough notice to get sick, go home and get what you need to bring the next day. I know I read that in a thread 2 years ago or so. By a member that was a former "testing" worker. I think I even read a lot about coughing and acting so sick, no one wants to get close to you.

I would start thinking of different scenarios of how and what to do. If you don't work with machinery or harming others: The odds may be small that it happens.

The bigger question is, which you already answered: don't need to lose a job "especially over weed!" Jobs are just too hard to come by right now. I wish we had a better system to avoid getting a positive test when you probably do your job better than others!

Read posts about this and then follow the member that has the advice that seems the best and read their posts and threads. You may find the answer was before you all the time. This can become a complicated matter and you need to arm yourself with a lot of facts. Off the cuff, over the years: Burnt Toast has a great deal of info out there and a few others seem to know a great deal of facts in this area. Hope you get an answer that is: Step 1, 2 and 3 and you are safe!

You've been here a long time, nice to see you posting! Good luck and don't screw it up! pr

Really do wish you good luck and hope you get some help on this topic! Take Care, I wouldn't want to quit either. Times were so much better before all this 'drug testing' bull. Guess, I need to be thankful for my age! pr

More like 5 hours of good heat. But 15 years ago maybe even longer they use to sell a 4x4 clear platic gel pack (blue gel inside) with a little switch inside it that you would press and they would stay hot for a long time. I just dont remember the name of the product. If anybody knows what I'm talking about it would help if you post the name please! Similar products may still be available today.

they still sell them. perhaps Google it! a lot of these products in emergency kits, etc. the question is-how long does it stay at what temp? pr

The ones that come with the whizzinator if I remember it right stay at 98~100 degrees for 8 hours

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Dont microwave it. It might cristalize some of the contents in the urine sample.

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Microwaving will not harm pre-mixed synthetic samples as long as theyre not brought to a boil.
In fact, synthetic brands such as Quick Fix, UltraPure, Magnum, etc; instruct the user to microwave the bottle for initial heat (for up to 10 sec) prior to applying the heat pack. The supplied heat pack by itself takes approximately 1 hour to heat the bottle to 100F.

Microwaving will not harm human samples either, but its still not recommended because human urine is a biohazard and should not be in an area where food and utensils are involved.

I used a friends on a test 18 years ago. He urinated into a condom for me and I went straight to the doctor keeping it on the heated defrost vent on the dash and crotched it. Can't remember how long I waited in the Dr.'s office but it worked. I like the idea earlier of having a thermometer. I didn't do that. I might have just gotten lucky. My buddy just told me that the defrost will heat it up and crotching it would bring it back down to the right temp being up against your body. Don't take my word though. This could be myth and I am by far not an expert and am looking for some advice for myself. Just sharing a little story what I did one time. Oh yeah, I have noticed that some places are making you empty your pockets before you go in so if you are going to need to cut open the transporting device, hide it in your shoe or somewhere. Good luck brother and and share the method you used so I can be more informed if it works. Thanx.

i've just been carrying a bottle of quickfix with a heating pad rubber-banded on it inbetween two boxer briefs. the temp stays good throughout the whole day. I have no problem doing this everyday.