Drug test in 2 hours

Hey all, new to forum but have been lurking on these forums/other DT forums for over a year now, and to start I'm not asking "am i going to pass?" or "what should i do to pass?" as it seems 95% of the posts are about.
I've done my research extensively on the subject and have practiced about every method you could try.


My History:
21 yrs old
Roughly 200 pounds ( average muscle, not ripped but not 200 of pure fat, id say im slightly overweight)
5'11


This drug test is for probation
Last drug test failed (5 months ago, they dont UA me too often since i'm not on probation for drug charges)
I believe I failed because i was trying out vinegar + dilution ( first time, ive heard it doesnt really work, but why not try it?)
Ended up taking like 6 shots of it and it burned my stomache so bad i threw up all of my liquid i drank, making it useless drinking all of it.

This time:
Havnt smoked in 2 days (only one hit) roughly 8 days since smoking before that( actual smoking meaning like, a full blunt or more) , but before that 5 days clean. and before THAT i was smoking 8-10 blunts a day for months ( I know thats a long confusing statement)


Was told last probation meeting ill be tested this time, so its my stupidity smoking so soon to drug test, but a lot of people are stupid. (including me)

My method: Dilution ( considered subbing but i really dont like the idea of even possibly getting caught for tampering with evidence, i feel failing a drug test outweighs that chance i MIGHT get caught ( I've done it before but since last probation meeting ive caught more charges, including my first possession charge so I feel they will watch harder than ever)


At 10 AM I woke up, drank a 8.4 oz redbull and as soon as i finished that I drank a 12 ounce glass of pepsi, 30 minutes later, another 12 ounce glass of pepsi ( took 2 vit. B complex pills with this glass) 30 minutes later a 12 ounce glass of water, then pissed, drank 8 ounces of water after, than waited 10 minutes drank another 12 ounce glass of water, pissed about 4 times in the next 30 minutes each time drinking 6-8 ounces of water ( it was roughly 11:45 at this time)
at 12 i drank another 12 ounce glass of water, and then pissed, drank 8 more ounces, at 12:30 i pissed and drank another 12 ounce glass of water ( will update as time goes periodically, and YES I will post results here ( if not in jail for probation violation lol)
1 hou 45 min to drug test as of now

1 pm now,pissed 5 min ago and my piss isa weird ( almost fake looking) green, so i took another vit. B pill, I'm assuming it looks neon green because ive peed so many times since i took them at 10 something o'clock, took with 12 ounce glass of pepsi ( cant take with water... as many of you know vit. B pills are horrible tasting) and I'm currently sipping on water instead of chugging like ive been doing, trying to maintain full fluids in body

Will you be taking an onsite screen, or are you going to a testing facility to submit your sample?

Did you load up on creatine 3 days prior to diluting?

Onsite by a probation officer, simple dipstick athome like test, havnt creatine loaded but ive never had an issue with creatine levels before when I've diluted ( been on probation for 3 + years for different things, taken a LOT of tests)

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Originally Posted by Tildarion

Onsite by a probation officer, simple dipstick athome like test, havnt creatine loaded but ive never had an issue with creatine levels before when I've diluted ( been on probation for 3 + years for different things, taken a LOT of tests)

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Theres always a "first time".

Your PO may have used a simple 5 panel dipstick in the past, but dont be too surprised that the next instant test is one of those dip card assays with the integrated validity checks for creatinine and SG, which have become more and more inexpensive in recent times and just as accessible. Cover yourself.

passed

^ sweet