Whats the stupidest thing you've ever done when you were high?

what's the stupidest thing you've ever done when you were high? I'll go first:
I hugged a homeless man when i was on hash and cheap tequila, and two days later i got the swine flu.

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badum pish

:jointsmile:Got in my vehicle and turned the ignition on!
Oh well, what the heck! Forums aren't too much fun without sharing a few actions of dumbness!
I have been in some water ponds at some high rise in Dallas, TX --that bigone (maybe a Hyatt or something like that-who can remember) -I got toasted and I just wanna have fun, it has the big lighted restaurant with the moving light display, you can see from everywhere, on the top-completely glass, so you can spin around while dining! Heard later, not allowed to go in the waterfalls. Was too toasted to care. Hell, had to wait in a line just to get in the elevator to get up to that big ole glass ball! What a blast.

Wasn't enough for me though! Then took a tour around town with my brother and my oldest half assed sister and her stick up the ass husband (well, my half assed sister shares the same stick, gotta be fair now): Ended up riding some bulls (bronze or brass -have a picture somewhere, of course). In some old 'Histerical Site' : guess it was some sort of old cemetary and I vaguely remember a little cabin of sort. Downtown Dallas-somewhere. Have no idea: But I was not driving, just trying to ride a brass bull. Later, found out, 'not suppose to do that either,' Seems too many people have sticks up their ass's! If only the world turned on cannabis. "wood" get the sticks out of some ass's and would be a better place.
Why put waterfalls in to 'Look At" or Brass Bulls. Guess they need more brass balls and ovaries! Build it, they will come-and I did! And I am gonna go back, real soon!giggity:

I've done stupider things sober than high.... I think about things more while high and say eff it while sober....

Like this one time I was so sober and said eff it, think I'll try one of those shots of steroids my cousin hooked me up with. Ok, still sober, friends come over with drinks, cool. Two tall-ies later and ready to go to the club, we were off.... Got to the club, dancing, more drinking, now eff'd the eff up.... Then I woke up in the hospital, WTF.... Last thing I remembered that night was telling the bar tender, "come'ear b*$ch, gimme a drink".... Either she spiked my drink, or I drank too much with the roids in my system..... Never tried roids again, won't drink more than 4 beers now, if any....

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Talked to a cop with a joint behind my ear... all lit i just forgot about it... lol now, but then it wasnt funny at all.. long story short, he let me walk..

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I wouldn't do too much bragging on this thread! LMAO

probably pretended i was in a star wars jet fighter and sprinted down a hill with my friends

its hard to judge out of all the stupid things i've done.

how about digging up my outdoor plants because i didnt want anyone to jack them... reaaaall stupid

Called the sheriff because two arab looking guys in a car kept driving back and forth(forward and in reverse) in front of my house, then parked directly across the street facing my house sitting there "watching me". After this happened two days in a row I called the sheriff to report suspicious acitvity and gave them the license plate number.

Well the sheriff stops by a little while later and let me know it was someone teaching someone to drive! I can't say being stoned caused my paranoia but having 15 plants behind my fence sure as hell does.