Drug test detox kit gave me explosive diarrhea / is this a valid negative result

Hi guys,

I have a drug test on Monday at 11am and have abstained since last Monday and am self-testing with the "Test Pass VALUE PACK DETOX KIT" - I took this solution 3 years ago and it saved my bacon, however this time around, for some reason, it is giving me explosive diarrhea within 1.5-2 hours of consumption (the sweat spot for giving a sample is supposedly 2.5 hours after consumption).

The pack is supposedly optimized for heavier individuals in the 200lb+ range; I am however 5'8 and 165lbs. I am supposed to take a chewable tablet, drink water then 15min later take the elixir, wait 15min, fill the bottle with water, drink that and wait an hour for it to kick in.

During that time it states I must urinate AT LEAST twice after consuming the elixir to flush out toxins and to NOT drink or eat anything else after this point.

I have attempted this twice - the first time I did it on an empty stomach and found I had trouble urinating, so I started drinking approx 3 glasses of water, even though the instructions told me not to, and then within 1.5 hours I had EXPLOSIVE diarrhea with almost no solid matter in the bowl and only yellow liquid (it literally avalanched like a dam wall had burst) ..it was pretty apparent my body had rejected the product. I peed on a test strip 1.5 hours after drinking the elixir and I tested positive (not even a faint line).

I tried again this morning, this time I DIDN'T take the chewable tablet (the product representative suggested it might be overkill for my weight and height) and ate half a bagel 15min prior to taking the elixir, so as not to be taking it on an empty stomach. I still had trouble urinating, so I persisted in drinking water to force urination, as I was conscious of the "urinate at least twice in 45min" requirement.

Ultimately I was able to pee but the explosive diarrhea returned in 2hours (but was not nearly as severe this time) ...I took the test 30min later and a very faint line appeared on 2 strips I took, 30min apart (attached are the images - no there are no pictures of my bowl post-explosive diarrhea)

Does this look like it's enough for a pass? I'm planning to take the test AGAIN tomorrow morning, this time I will follow the instructions without fail, even if I am unable to urinate because perhaps drinking the water diluted the effectiveness of the product? Any suggestions on how to prevent the explosive diarrhea? Because I feel that's what's causing the product to not work like it did last time ..I've no idea WTF has changed about me in the last 3 years ..if anything I'm alot more fit.

Thanks for any feedback or suggestions you guys have - and yes I know, I probably sound like a retard going into this much detail but I'm really nervous. I have also been drinking lots of water and taking one 500mg niacin tablet after every dinner the past 2 days. Apologies for the shoddy iPhone photo - you can definitely see the faint lines better in real life

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All detox products are a big scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed and credulous, and taking their cash. When they do work at all, they work on the principle of dilution. That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. By drinking fluids, you are effectively diluting the THCA concentration in your bladder to where the urine sample registers a negative on an assay screen. You can spend up to $200 on a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using just water and vitamin B2. The products do not rid the body of THC, as the sales pitches would like the consumer to believe.

Niacin is a myth. It does nothing to help pass a U/A.
There is no product that can permanently rid the body of THC. Only time and fat-burning exercise can do this.


Dilution techniques are only helpful on the day of the U/A. Drinking a bunch of fluids days or weeks before the U/A is of no help. The dilution phenomena is only temporary - once the fluids ingested had all been urinated out, a "dirty" donor would resume testing positive for THC.


A "faint" line is still a line, which is a negative.

I tried it again this morning, this time I chewed the tablet and took the solution and didn't have any more glasses of water and followed the instructions to-the-letter ...managed to avoid the explosive diarreha by immediately going back to sleep for an hour and a half at an incline position and managed to keep the stuff inside me (stomach is rumbling like crazy) ... 2.5 hours later after administering the kit again, I tested myself twice - both were pretty much positive (the line was so god damn faint I feel like it's my imagination visualizing it there and far far far more faint than yesterday)

I'm starting to think that maybe the only reason it was even as faintly visible as it was the other times was from the sheer volume of water I ingested ...if this is the case, then I'm screwed! What should I do at this point? At least one thing the elixir did was yellow the urine ... I'm on 6 days of going clean, maybe I should try to stall for more time to let the THC pass through my body? I'm ready to freak out!!!!

I have the test at 10:30am - my friend recommended I adopt this regimen (please point out any factual inaccuracies or flaws in the plan) which he used to pass a drug test for life-insurance (are all urine tests created equal?)

He claims that sleeping is when your body metabolizes the THC the most and releases it into your blood stream, hence once you wake up, stay awake and start flushing your body with water on the day of the test non-stop leading up to the test. He recommended waking up at 5am, drinking coffee then continually flushing with water leading up to 10am and drinking coffee along the way to help it along ...at 10am I'm to administer the self-test to determine whether or not I'm likely to pass or fail and depending on that, try to stall for a few more days or go ahead with the test. He said the key was to wake up early, stay awake and continually flush leading up to the test ..he also said the coffee can help in keeping the pee yellow

Sound or flawed advice?

BTW my reading on various boards suggests that the detox kits are full of BS and the more likely reason I passed the first time was from sheer quantity of liquid ingested.

Who is making you take the drug test?

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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

Who is making you take the drug test?

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Federal Reserve Bank for a pre-employment screen - any implications that might have on the choice of methodology / ng threshold used?

BTW I just went out to purchase a bottle of Vitamin B-12 1000 non-time release to yellow my urine tomorrow

Banks can either be urine or hair tests. Nearly all of the bank chains (at least in my neck of the woods) have hair tests performed. Be aware and prepare.

If you know for a fact that its only a urine test, then consider finding a clean person and sub. You wont be watched unless you had been suspected of tampering.



BTW, the proper vitamin to use for urine "color" is B2 (Riboflavin), instead of B12.

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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast

Banks can either be urine or hair tests. Nearly all of the bank chains (at least in my neck of the woods) have hair tests performed. Be aware and prepare.

If you know for a fact that its only a urine test, then consider finding a clean person and sub. You wont be watched unless you had been suspected of tampering.



BTW, the proper vitamin to use for urine "color" is B2 (Riboflavin), instead of B12.

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I currently work at an investment bank, and 3 years ago they administered an unsupervised urine test.

I've considered going the synthetic urine approach - however, does the testing methodology include measures for detecting synthetic urine, and most importantly, how do I regulate the temperature of the synthetic urine to ensure it's within the expected thresholds for the human body? Also, is there a specific brand I should consider using?

Admittedly, I haven't considered the synthetic urine approach and had only focused on dilution - according to the directions my friend provided, would that provide a reasonable formula for success?