pissed in my pants

the other day i smoked an eigth of the chronic in one sitting. while watching re-runs of "Cheers" i started pissing myself for no reason (i had just gone to the bathroom) and was like "shit!". after a while i just forgot about it and fell asleep in my piss. then i woke up with shit all over my face!!! and up my nose!!! and some in my ears!!! CAN ANYONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME???!!!! p.s. im pretty sure its not because of my legal insanity or poor eyesight, so you guys can rule those out.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH :D

is that how y'all houstonians get down?

well we also get down when we see arabs. by down i mean down on the ground.

lol

haha,what is it with you and shitting,taking shits while high,shit in your ears etc.??

he likes talking crap lol

shit just cracks me up. sometimes i just take a nice shit while reading a good magazine, like readers digest and then just stare at my shit floating in the toilet. and laugh.

Man, you talk a lotta shit.

I drank my coffee on the toilet today...It's a very weird feeling, having something shoot out of you while at the same time you're gulping down a hot cup o' joe.