Hair follicle test up and coming!

Hi all, what a great forum this is, am so glad I have came across it! Heres a little bit about myself. Im 36 slim build and fairly active. Was a daily heavy smoker up until 1st January 2011 when I quit due to a job prospect that required a hair follicle test.
Couple of weeks ago I thought the job was going to be a no go so to speak, and whilst at a party smoked a 3 or 4 jays, then wouldnt you know it, got word this week saying I was going to offered the job pending a medical and hair follicle drug test.
So after coming across this site, which has been so useful, I have decided to go with the Jerry G method heres what I bought first of all.

40 volume creme peroxide
20 volume creme peroxide
Ammonia based L'Oreal Majirel hair dye
Ion swimmers shampoo with Propylene Glycol
Ion swimmers conditioner with Propylene Glycol
Zydot Ultra Clean
Baking Soda x3

I have very little hair on the head so I know for a fact this company goes for the underarm area after the head, so the treatment will be to this area.
I heard Friday that the test is on Monday week so ive another 6 days to prepare, so heres what Ive done so far.

Woke up Saturday morning.. rubbed the baking soda paste into my armpits and massaged for 20 minutes, followed by 10 minutes with swimmers shampoo, then left the swimmers conditioner in for a few hours.

Saturday night, I bleached my underarm area for 12 minutes after testing it on my leg hair... followed by about 10 with the hair dye which was mixed with 20 volume creme peroxide, then washed the dye out with the swimmers shampoo followed by the swimmers conditioner.

Sunday, baking soda paste (20 mins), then swimmers shampoo (10 mins) then swimmers conditioner for a few hours, then repeated that process in the evening, which is a major pain to be honest.

Today, the baking soda, shampoo, and conditioner routine again.

Im thinking of bleaching and redying tomorrow or wednesday night and the last bleach and redye on Sunday night.T
hen day of test, baking soda (20 mins) ion shampoo 10 mins followed by the conditioner...and then the Zydot treatment before I drive for the test.

What do you guys think, am i leaving the bleach or dye in long enough? Im crapping myself to be honest, I really need this! Any responses greatly appreciated!
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Am I on the right track? Any feedback appreciated!

Well thanks for everyones help. Done a baking soda, followed by ion shampoo..then conditioner wash.. then bleached with powdered bleach and 40 volume creme.. then redyed, wasnt sure how long to leave the dye in so left it a bit longer and now ive got two patches under my arms! lol If i didnt laugh id cry! :D

Have tried applying left over dye in the shower, rubbing in circular motion then washing out which has faded it a bit... then lemon washing up liquid and baking soda. I think Im cracking up here!

Can anyone, anyone at all advise? Im getting the feeling im talking to myself! lol