Hair Testing and a Light Smoker

Hey, 250 lb 6' 1" male here (mostly muscle... I should probably lose like 15 lb though...) anyway...

I'm a senior at a pivate high school. It has been known throughout the years at this school that the randm drug testing is all bs [hair follicle testing - no way they can afford it with 360+ students]. So, along comes a new ad council and principal. A kid gets busted for dealing and suddenly no one knows whether the tests are bull anymore. Which is why I turn to you.

I'm due to get tested by the end of April. Last week I probably smoked about 2 grams. Before that I smoked like twice in February, amounting to like 2 grams [yesh, I iz noob]. Over christmas break and january, I probably got a good 3+ grams in [keep in mind that this is all hella dank]. And before that was a shit ton during summer, which hould all be out of my system by now.

I got a haircut last week, went from like 5 inches down to three.

Now, given all this information, what is the likelyhood that I pass a test this month/next month?

Please help, otherwise I'm fucking screwed.

Don't know if the mac method will help, and bleach/redye is a no (gotta save what precious hair I have left]. Is this even necessary?

Tl;dr light smoker, ~2 grams a month for past 2 months. Will I pass/what do? :hippy:

Shameless self-bump.

Also, a weekend warrior passed all his tests this year, so I hope I'm in the clear.

Unlikely you will pass...

K. Thanks for the heads up. :(