Drug test on Monday

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02-04-2011, 10:08 PM
chsgirl

Drug test on Monday

Hi,

I have a pre-employment test this Monday. I was only notified about it yesterday and wasn't expecting to take it. (It is for a cocktail waitressing position and didn't think they would make me take a drug test). I am a pretty consistent smoker and smoke maybe every other day for the past few years. I take a month off here and there. I last smoked on Wednesday night and so I'm freaking out a bit.

I don't have a means of substitution since all my friends are smokers or I feel really really weird asking them. So my option is dilution. I took a home test and attached my result. I think it has a faint pink line - which means negative but I'm still worried. I'm 5'4 and 128 lbs. I plan to rest a lot and eat a lot (including red meat) this weekend. Drink a ton the day of the test and take a b12 vitamin. I also have a bottle of Advanced Detox Solutions: Immediate Cleanser 2. Any other advice? I'm super anxious.

Thanks!
02-04-2011, 10:16 PM
Deige

Drug test on Monday

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Originally Posted by chsgirl

Hi,

I have a pre-employment test this Monday. I was only notified about it yesterday and wasn't expecting to take it. (It is for a cocktail waitressing position and didn't think they would make me take a drug test). I am a pretty consistent smoker and smoke maybe every other day for the past few years. I take a month off here and there. I last smoked on Wednesday night and so I'm freaking out a bit.

I don't have a means of substitution since all my friends are smokers or I feel really really weird asking them. So my option is dilution. I took a home test and attached my result. I think it has a faint pink line - which means negative but I'm still worried. I'm 5'4 and 128 lbs. I plan to rest a lot and eat a lot (including red meat) this weekend. Drink a ton the day of the test and take a b12 vitamin. I also have a bottle of Advanced Detox Solutions: Immediate Cleanser 2. Any other advice? I'm super anxious.

Thanks!

Did you use the first urination of the day when you took the home test?

As far as your plan... Skip the detox drink and read the Dilution method linked under my signature. You can skip the aspirin part, because it's no longer necessary. You will also need vitamin B2 not B12. Substituting gatorade for water under the guidelines of the dilution method will help with specific gravity.
02-04-2011, 10:30 PM
Deige

Drug test on Monday

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Originally Posted by dizzledrizzle1

Dilution is not a safe solution. Rest will have no effect on your tests results whatsoever. I would recommend drinking large quantities of fluids-preferably water or cranberry juice-and using a detox product. THC binds to fat cells, so the metabolite it produces is detectable in your system significantly longer than other toxins. You will test dirty having smoked only a week ago. Check out our wide selection of fast and effective detox products at peepeeclean.com.

Best of luck!
-Nixin Closs

She took a home test and visibly passed, so how do you figure that dilution is not a safe process? THCA is not a toxin and cannot be washed clean using detox products. The idea of dilution is to dilute the THCA concentration in the body so that you can test below cutoff thresholds. Detox drinks rely solely on this and poorly I might add. They contain vitamins and creatine, but what they do not tell you is... Creatine must be loaded 3 days in advance so that it can metabolize into Creatinine. Not completing this part of the process could result in a diluted sample or a fail.

Chsgrl, read the dilution thread. It is much better form of dilution and will not cost nearly as much as a useless detox product.
02-05-2011, 02:43 AM
MCCrooks

Drug test on Monday

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Originally Posted by dizzledrizzle1

This is still America and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. You should watch how you talk to people in this forum. I have owned and operated sites like peepeeclean.com for the last ten years and I'm personal friends with the owner of this site. Telling people to dilute their urine is going to end up with them minus their kids, freedom, jobs and a lot of other things. You should be careful how you flag or you may find yourself on the outside looking in. Dilution is not a safe alternative to enhanced creatine levels in urine which is what is tested for and when dilution is detected it is an automatic positive test result. Dilution is not a safe solution.

Just because you own and operate sites like those does not mean that they work(I am not denying your credibility just the truth)... many sites claim that their detox products and system flushing products work, and like Deige said above most of them are dilution based anyways. Threatening his membership to the site is not a very professional way of doing things if I might add, and it may be slightly naieve, but I would think that the owner of this site probably doesn't care if somebody gets a little butt hurt about their post being challenged, regardless if you're a personal friend or not.
02-05-2011, 03:53 AM
jaydee84

Drug test on Monday

yea just take Deige advice and read the dilution thread its free advise why not cant find what you want there then try alternative methods i hear of ppl passing there test with dilution
good luck and let us know the out come....sweet;)
02-05-2011, 04:06 AM
Burnt Toast

Drug test on Monday

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Originally Posted by dizzledrizzle1

This is still America and everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

This is the Cannabis.com forums and when youve registered here, you have agreed not to Spam or otherwise advertise your commercial website here! I suggest you go back and reread the rules or else you will be on the fast road to ban-land. Here, I'll save you the time:

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Originally Posted by Messageboard Rules

Other subjects we do NOT discuss here include:
-Other criminal activity. This includes but is not limited to: Smuggling, theft, violence, dealing, taking cannabis on public transportation.
-Gang references WILL result in an immediate ban, including in usernames.
-Getting pets or minors high
-Other drugs, including alcohol. This is a very important one. We discuss cannabis products only. Repeated references to other drugs, including misuse of pharmaceuticals, or use of psychoactives that may still be legal in your area, WILL result in a ban.
-Growing in the home of someone who is not aware of your growing activities. This includes parents or housemates who are on your lease. Dormitory growing is also covered under this rule.
-Making home-made smoking devices. This is for your safety.
-Hot-linking sites selling goods or services. Please don't do this.

And..

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Originally Posted by Messageboard Rules

-- In relation to above, spamming of websites will also result in a IMMEDIATE PERMANENT BAN including in your signature

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Originally Posted by dizzledrizzle1

I have owned and operated sites like (commercial link removed) for the last ten years and I'm personal friends with the owner of this site.

If this was actually true, then you shouldve done the right thing for your "personal friend, the owner" and contact the owner about buying ad space. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by dizzledrizzle1

Telling people to dilute their urine is going to end up with them minus their kids, freedom, jobs and a lot of other things.

Just what do you think you were doing? What do you think consuming magic detox drinks is? :rolleyes:

Anytime you drink fluids (and that includes your beloved detox drink) you are diluting. Especially when your product instructs the consumer to follow up that drink with copius amounts of water. ALL detox products "work" because of the dilution factor (that is, when they do work at all). I submit that you need to do some serious listening to your own advice.

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Originally Posted by dizzledrizzle1

Dilution is not a safe alternative to enhanced creatine levels in urine which is what is tested for and when dilution is detected it is an automatic positive test result.

If you had done your research (instead of haunting cannabis forums to advertise your site in an effort to evade buying ad space) you would understand that labs check creatinine levels in the urine and not creatine. Thats because creatine metabolizes into creatinine. Creatinine is the end waste product that is found in urine.
And what makes you think your beloved snake oil is going to keep the creatinine cops at bay on the day of the U/A? If you had done your research and had taken biology/physiology classes (again, instead of promoting your sites for free), you would understand that it takes the body 2-3 days to metabolize creatine into creatinine. Therefore, the creatine content in your beloved elixir will do no good when the product is consumed on the day of the U/A (in which the instructions require the consumer to do).

Bottom line is that ALL detox products are nothing but a big scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by preying upon the uninformed and credulous and taking their cash. Cannabis users are victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without the vulturing detox product industry swooping down into the mix.

The drug testing forum is not your playpen, nor is it to be used as an outlet for free advertising of your commercial sites. If you want to advertise, then go about it the right way and contact the Admins about buying ad space. If this idea doesnt somehow suit you, then this place is not for you.

:admin1:

Take your spamming garbage elsewhere!
02-05-2011, 06:59 AM
webdox

Drug test on Monday

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Originally Posted by dizzledrizzle1

I have owned and operated sites like poopooclean.com for the last ten years and I'm personal friends with the owner of this site. Telling people to dilute their urine is going to end up with them minus their kids, freedom, jobs and a lot of other things.

I find it rather curious that someone with such knowledge of forums and the etiquette that goes along with it would come here to sign up and break the TOS to spam BS detox products. Sorry friend, we have been putting garbage detox scams out on the curb for years and will continue to do so for years to come because people deserve to know the truth, not to get ripped off.

Snake oil shant be peddled in the drug testing forum and we will continue to tell people that facts that all one need to pass a urine screen are Gatorade, 2-3 days of creatine loading, and B2 for color.

We know there is nothing in any detox product that trumps that nor contributes one iota to passing a screen. We know that it takes several days to metabolize creatine into the tested for creatinine... so taking the day of the test, as BS detox products call for, renders them even less effective.

There is a dilution sticky atop these forums that spells it all out. It is kind of old but it has stood the test of time for years here and has been used by thousands of people do just exactly what you purport to champion; people keeping their kids, freedom, and jobs. Kthx.