Drug Test 7 days from last session. 5 days to detox. Evaluate my plan please!

Hi,
I have a drug test and physical for part time employment for a wine company sales position (funny, they don't mind us being alcoholics) and I managed to get it pushed back to a week after the last time I've smoked. From the day they told me about it though, I have 5 days. My test is at 1pm.

I am 21 years old, 6'0" 176 pounds. I lift weights semi-regularly (around twice a week). I've gained a tad bit of weight since I started smoking a little more so I have a bit of fat on my abdominal region but not too much. For the past 3 or 4 months I smoked around 2-3 times a week maybe 2 or 3 rips each time.

I have a few concerns, but going from the information I have gathered from this site and other sources online, I've devised my method to pass this test as Substitution if all goes right, with backup Dilution if Substitution is not viable...

Bought a bunch of stuff: 2 home drug tests, gatorades, 2 QCarbos etc. Please don't reprimand me by saying that I wasted my money on the QCarbo. Cost is not a big deal to me, I want to leave no stone unturned in passing this test.

5 days before
- Sauna'd for 20 minutes and ran 2 miles
- Drank like 3 cups of tea
- Pretty much only ate Whole grain Jelly Sandwiches

4 days before (Today)
- Run half a mile in the morning on an empty stomach (more fat burning on an empty stomach I believe)
- Afternoon: Run 1.5 miles, Sauna 20 minutes
- Whole grain Jelly Sandwiches
- Tea/Cranberry Juice
- Night: Run 1.5 miles, Sauna 20 minutes
- Start practicing crotching/substitution technique with Hand Sanitizer Bottle.

3 days before
- Creatine Supplements
- Whole Grain Jelly Sandwiches
- First home drug test with QCarbo, shitload of gatorades, and B-complex to see how it looks.

2 days before
- Creatine Supplements
- FOOD FOOD FAT FOOOOOODDDD
- Sit around and do nothing. They tell me not to drink 2 days before the test.

1 day before
- Pretty much the same thing as the previous day.
- 2nd home drug test without QCarbo, but with gatorades and B-complex.

Day of test
- 9am: 4 aspirins

- 10am: Down QCarbo and follow its instructions.
Then 8oz of gatorade every 15 minutes

- 12pm: B-Complex and Have gf piss for me (she doesn't smoke and refuses to be around me when I do) and bottle it up. Crotch it inside 2 pairs of boxer briefs.

- 12:15pm: Head out to test. Maybe do handwarmer on the subbed piss in the car on the way to test depending on the findings of my experimentation in days prior.

- 1pm: show up and dunno what's going to happen. Maybe they make me strip, run, or whatever before my drug test. Hopefully they'll make me do drug test first. It probably won't be observed, because I've taken a drug test for employment before (before I started smoking) and they just had me go into a bathroom.

My concerns:
- Might be overkill (not really a concern)
- What to do with Substitution bottle after use if they make me run and stuff. Re-crotch might be uncomfortable to run.
- If they make me do physical before the drug test, will this affect my dilution? Don't think they would do this though, cause don't you need to drink water when you exercise?



So yea, if you guys have any recommendations or anything, please let me know. Thanks for the help guys, I appreciate it.

The dilution method does not call for Qcarbo. Quite the opposite. That said...

Any of us who post here regularly would only be speculating on how adding it into the mix is going to affect a foolproof method. I never offer guesses but my personal thought is you are asking for a negative/dilute by doing so.


For a heads up for future reference, here are some flaws with your plan:

1. Sauna does almost nothing to rid the body of THC metabolites. In short, it is a total waste of time and just dehydrates you. Fat burning exercise is way to go. You'd burn more out jogging at a slow pace for 5 minutes than you would taking a 1 hour sauna.

2. Drinking anything in the days leading up to the test is of no use. You cannot flush THCA from your system by drinking any liquids, this goes for tea, cranberry, water, detox drinks. The only possible benefit is for doing a 'dry' run to test your dilution plan. You should buy adulteration strips online to assure creatinine and SG levels check out when practicing.

3. You want B2, not B-complex. There is no sense taking a complex unless that is all you have on hand. If you have time and the money, you want just the B2.

4. Aspirin is old technology. It should be stricken from the instructions but that would require admin/mod editing the topic. Not sure if anyone has even mentioned that to the PTB...

I'd just be prepared for the substitution and strike the Qcarbo from the plan. But that's me. Totally understand you already have it but adding on top of this time-tested plan isn't the answer.

Now if you want to REPLACE the total oz in the bottle with the total oz you are told to drink in the dilution sticky I can't see that be a problem at all. Liquid is liquid. It's just a really expensive way to do it but I digress...

Good luck.

Thanks Webdox.
I probably will forgo the aspirin but I'll still Replace the first 16 ounces of my dilution drinknig with QCarbo and see how that goes. I'm going to do a test run without QCarbo too and see how that goes.

I'm subbing using a 2oz 5-hour energy bottle, but can't seem to get the temperature high enough with crotching, as I'm only getting 91 degrees on average. So I think I will have to use a hand warmer. However, the hand warmers I can find have avg temps of like 130 degrees F. So it might be too hot? I think foot warmers have an avg temp of 95 with max temp of 102 so those are probably a better choice.

And especially combined with the fact that there will be a physical as well, and I don't know if it will come before or after the drug test. I think I will walk in with the bottle crotched and handwarmer rubber banded to it). Because if the physical is first, then I can switch the bottle/handwarmer to my pants pocket when changing into the gown (they can't watch me change right?). If the drug test comes first, then I just keep it crotched. Then stick both into my pockets.

Or perhaps I could make a secret compartment in my pants that will hold the bottle/handwarmer so I don't have to worry about emptying pockets or switching around?

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Originally Posted by acharlesmobile

Or perhaps I could make a secret compartment in my pants that will hold the bottle/handwarmer so I don't have to worry about emptying pockets or switching around?

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That's what I do. I have two identical pairs of black, Fruit of the Loom briefs, the kind that come in a plastic tube like 4-5 to a tube. They never have two black in the same tube you might have to buy two sets but hey, now you got a bunch of new drawers.

These underwear have double material that spans from the band in the front all the way down past your jewels on the inside. The double material is roughly the size and shape of a jock strap/cup deal. So there are two seems that span from the band down on both sides. It is like a closed up pocket.

All you need do is get a seam ripper or similar object and carefully on one or the other side (best for it to be your dominant hand side) remove the seam from top down. Go only as far as you have to so that you can easily slip the bottle with attached, banded heater in and out easily. Use black thread and needle to assure your seam holds tight because the thread you ripped earlier will continue to loosen. It's really easy.

You now have a crotch pocket in one pair on the inside where it cannot be seen from the outside. I then put the other pair over top. This way in case the physical calls for a hernia check which most of mine have when you drop your jeans and two pairs of underwear down to your knees, it is 100% impossible to see it tucked away in your new pocket. Pull your pants and underwear all up in one motion and go to the john to pour it into the cup. Just jock it back in your underwear and be on your way. Easy as pie.