Damn DOT piss tests!

So I am an OTR driver but been out of it a few months, so I have been partaking of the perverbial "peace pipe" a little every evening. Went to return in September and wasn't quite prepared for a UA and popped a dirty.

Fortuneately, they could not have screwed up more in the collection process...so I was able to fight it and have it removed from my DAC. Did not think I was going to drive again (so tired of answering to such a strict rules and regs) but a beautiful job just presented itself to me. Sweet sweet gig. So off I go in an attempt to truly pass this one as I am a bit gun shy since last time.

I had several home strips for THC and started with the first void (which was positive....seen that coming though) Drank water and vitamins like no other and tested again. Now there was a faint second line, but indicating a negative result nonetheless. However, I did not stop there. I had always taken a capful of bleach in some juice to pass over the years and always believed it worked. So I implemented this and peed on a strip a third time and the second line was now darker than the previous test.

Felt ready to go meet my potential new boss and he handed me papers to go to LabCorb, since this fleet only has 3 trucks I was praying it wasn't going to be a true DOT test. So in my paranoia....I ran to the store and bought a 64oz bottle of Strip NC extra strength cleaner. Drank every drop of that nasty crap, another bottle of water, a pack of vitamins, and a coke for color. Peed no less than three times and went to the lab to make a deposit.

Been overcome with fear ever since!!! When I got home I took the last at home strip test I had and it was still clearly negative. Any thoughts on how this result with the Lab will come out??? I mean I pised clean twice prior to leaving the house, invested another 40 bucks while runnin errands prior to taking the real deal, and passed one more at the end of the day. Could they be the one and only that shows up positive amidst 3 negative results???

Scared as HELL!!!!