Discreet places to blaze up before a gym workout

Hey all,
I am desperately brainstorming for a good, secure discreet place I can toke up with my bubbler before I go to the gym. I want to know what it feels like to work-out trashed :)
I go to the Jersey shore fitness, and the gym is next to the beach. I am thinking, if I blaze up under the boardwalk, will that be wise?
How about blazing in the bathroom? Any tips to get rid of the smelly smoke besides using the toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets? Maybe if I blow the smoke into the faucet of the sink??
Please keep in mind im going to be riding my bike (For safety reasons) and I have no car to blaze inside :(
Maybe somebody has better ideas than me?
Please post them

just roll a joint and find a dumpster to smoke by the smell of the trash will cover the smell of the weed

Yeah, if you're going to be smoking in a public place a joint is probably your best bet. Just smoke one at the beach. It looks exactly like a cigarette to everybody else if you just keep your distance.

But if you're going to be smoking your bubbler in a bathroom stall and need a way to get rid of the smoke, here's an idea I've never tried but might work: get a package of balloons and blow the smoke into the balloons. Just make sure you know how to tie one off when you're high, and you have some way to dispose of them afterwards. Blowing it up the faucet will NOT work because there is nowhere for the air to go.

cant u smoke before goin there? like at your home? or farther?

Dude if he smokes at his house, by the time he gets there he prob wont even be high cuz he riding his bike. I would also definately reccomend a joint cuz if by any chance you do get sketched out while smoking it you can just toss it

Why wouldn't he be high if he rides his bike? :confused:

Smoking AFTER working out is fun because of how relaxed you feel. It's also kind of like the pot (haha) at the end of the rainbow. It gets you to work harder because you wanna finish fast and toke up. I wouldnt smoke before doing a hard workout though.

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Originally Posted by JSTA

I wouldnt smoke before doing a hard workout though.

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Nor would I. I believe smoking and then working out would kill the buzz, right?

how bout ur car? if you just put ur head down and smoke ull be fine...i do that every night and day when i smoke...my car is where i smoke at all the time i keep my bong in my car at all time(not smart i know)

OOH for a second there I thought that was for a gay encounter.... :D