Speechless

I was in the car with my bro the other day, and we were talking about a bunch of random stuff. I was pretty stoned, and eventually we got talking about war and politics, etc..

Well, I said something that i've heard many a stoner say, which was; "Man, If I had one wish, i'd make everyone on the planet get stoned for an hour, then everybody would see how stupid and fucked up all this fighting is and they'd stop".

To this my bro replied "If you had one wish, why don't you just wish for everybody to stop fighting?"

To say the least, I was speechless. :)

lol

I'de wish for both.


Well actually, I would'nt. I'de wish for more wishes and then make the world a perfect place, than I'de wish for my own garden of we-eden where everything was weed. The grass was little buds and the big huge trees we're huge buds and etc. Not to mention an unlimited supply of munchies.

You know, this sounds a bit like Steve Martin's 1991 Christmas Holiday Wish:

If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. :eek:

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. :p

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know?

No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!

So -- we reorganize! Here we go!

First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we go with the power second, then the money. And then the kids --

oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, THEY SHOULD DIE LIKE PIGS IN HELL! That would be my fourth wish.

And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

Couldn't have said it better myself!

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

I was in the car with my bro the other day, and we were talking about a bunch of random stuff. I was pretty stoned, and eventually we got talking about war and politics, etc..

Well, I said something that i've heard many a stoner say, which was; "Man, If I had one wish, i'd make everyone on the planet get stoned for an hour, then everybody would see how stupid and fucked up all this fighting is and they'd stop".

To this my bro replied "If you had one wish, why don't you just wish for everybody to stop fighting?"

To say the least, I was speechless. :)

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