Test later this week, any help appreciated!
Hello all, I recently quit my job and have been attempting to get a new one. I had a urine test last week for a PT job that I took after only 2 days of not smoking but with heavy dilution and popping asprin 3 hours prior. Since then I got an offer for a FT job I would prefer, so I'm using that last test for a feeler for where I stand on this one. I'm a 22 year old male, approx 5' 6", weight about 115 pounds, and am very lean with a pretty fast metabolism. I was smoking older stale weed lightly about twice a day prior to the test last week, and have not smoked since last Tuesday.
This test is another urine sample that I must complete by the end of the week, so I'm aiming for Friday just so I wait as long as possible since I've smoked. I normally drink a lot of fluids, at least 4 bottles of water a day as well as lots of iced tea, but have since stepped this up starting last Tuesday to help dilute and clean my system even more, and have also added in lots of cranberry juice. For the days prior to the last test I was literally pissing every 10-15 minutes round the clock. I also plan on taking 4 asprin again before my next test. Does anyone have any other suggestions or tips? I'm really nervous and will probably pick up an at home test tomorrow from Rite-Aid and should hear about the other results as well. Also currently scouring these forums for info, but I figured I'd post my particular situation for advice. Thanks in advance everyone!
Test later this week, any help appreciated!
A quick update - I purchased a home drug test and took it this morning around 10 am on my first void of the day. It says I passed, but the line was VERY faint, which is still too close for comfort for me. I'm about to got exercise a crap ton for about 2 hours, and then I'll stop burning fat and purge my system with more water and cranberry juice for the next 2 days. Given that it was such a close pass today; I'm hoping that between burning some fat, cleaning my system even more, waiting another 3 days, drinking water before hand, and obviously NOT using my first void of that day for the test will be enough for me to pass. Any opinions or suggestions? Any and all help is appreciated!
Test later this week, any help appreciated!
for 4 years and nine months i had to take a piss test every week so i know for sure that omni works its one pill for 35 to 40 dollars.drink water on days before test if u know when it is of course.u take it 2 hours before u go and piss three times before to make sure its clear and than ur clean for six hours.Mine was a legal thing so i know this works.hey hey i smoke weed every day.
Test later this week, any help appreciated!
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Originally Posted by kato420
..so i know for sure that omni works.
No, it doesn't. You assume it worked. It's the water you drank that allowed you to pass, it had NOTHING to do with the BS omni. Don't perpetuate scams here.
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Originally Posted by Ungarmax
Any opinions or suggestions? Any and all help is appreciated!
Yes, start with the dilution sticky because you aren't understanding how this works. The only liquid that matters is the liquid you consume in the few hours leading up till your test.
You cannot flush THC from your system by drinking copious amounts of liquids and piss it out. THC isn't water soluble. You are wasting your time and money drinking tons of water, tea, cranberry, etc. Aspirin is outdated and doesn't do a thing either. That is old school and can be stricken from any dilution plan.
The thing that is good is the fat burning exercise but you need to stop that 2-3 days before the test. It's all in the dilution sticky. If you can pass your home test with your first piss of the day without diluting you can pass the real thing and not even worry about having to mess around with dilution. Good luck.
Test later this week, any help appreciated!
it worked for me...but what do i kno i smoked everyday and the tests i took were far more advanced than some job tests. I smoked everyday and some places if ur pissing straight water,ya they aint stupid that pill puts the color back in it on top of the water. So if you dont know dont speak on it im telling you from experience almost five years of it
Test later this week, any help appreciated!
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Originally Posted by kato420
So if you dont know dont speak on it im telling you from experience almost five years of it
Personal experience doesnt mean much diddly-squat. If everything in the world were to be based on "personal experience", it would be pretty sad existence.
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Originally Posted by kato420
I smoked everyday and some places if ur pissing straight water,ya they aint stupid that pill puts the color back in it on top of the water.
Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin) does the exact same thing - for $$$ less than your $40 magic pill.
All detox products are a scam to seperate the uninformed and gullible from their cash. You can spend up to $200 for a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different than what can be accomplished using vitamin B2 and water. When they do "work", its because the person (as instructed by the product directions) had consumed a copius volume of water to facilitate dilution. These products do nothing to rid the body of THC, as the makers and shills would like the consumer to believe.
There is nothing, other than time and fat-burning exercise, that can rid the body of THC.
Test later this week, any help appreciated!
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Originally Posted by kato420
it worked for me...but what do i kno i smoked everyday and the tests i took were far more advanced than some job tests. I smoked everyday and some places if ur pissing straight water,ya they aint stupid that pill puts the color back in it on top of the water. So if you dont know dont speak on it im telling you from experience almost five years of it
Next time take the pill and drink no water and tell us how you do. Again, don't go helping these scam artists out by touting their products here. This place is about cutting through all that bullshit and helping people actually pass and save their money while doing it. There is NOTHING in your little pill that has ever helped anyone pass a drug test. You would have passed every single drug test you took without taking that pill due to the water you drank. If you ever noticed every single product that claims to flush/cleanse you out requires large amounts of water to be ingested right before the test. Take the water out of the equation and you have fail.
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Originally Posted by webdox
If you ever noticed every single product that claims to flush/cleanse you out requires large amounts of water to be ingested right before the test. Take the water out of the equation and you have fail.
Yep. And if you ever notice on the directions of most of those snake oil products that claim to "hold toxins in your fat to prevent being released into the bloodstream", they instruct the consumer to avoid exercise before using their product. Its actually the lack of exercise that keeps the THC metabolites from being released (as a result of fat cells being burned).
Yet another factor that makes these products a scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs". Cannabis users are victimized enough by the "war on drugs" without these vulturing scam artists entering the carnage.
