My quick fix experience

I, like many out there im sure, am absolutley worried SICK about this whole drug testing thing. heres how it went down.

after a really easy day at work one of my boss's pulls me in the office. he says my name came up for a random drug test along with five of my. oworkers. immediatley my heart rate goes thru the roof, im scared shitless. im a daily smoker, usuallt smoking one stealth bomber (herb packed into a cigarette with a pencil or similar device) a dag after the gym.

luckily i was prepared. i had bought a bottle of quickfix straight from spectrum labs a few months ago and have been carrying it in my blood pressure cuff case everyday. so i drive myself over to a local food store with a microwave, nuked my qf up past the 100 deg. mark (i knew it would cool) and ace bandage that beautifal mofo to my upper thigh.

all was going great! the bandage was holding nicely, i could feel the qf burning my leg, and i was as calm as i could be because i remember reading all these forums and googling for days makng sure my batch was legit and not a fake.

so i get to the testing centet and then it happens. as im walking uo the steps i feel the bandage start slipping. multiple explitives start ra ing thru my mind. not to worry tho i thought ill just fix it up as im walikin to the tedtjng office. WRONG. i look at the ceiling and thus place is entierly covered in f'n cameras. so with the ace wrap stuck arond my knee and upper calf muscle and slippng rapidly. i walk ito the center with prolly the cheesiest limp ever. (you would think i could fake a lmp better but i was losing that shit RAPIDLY.

so i get the forms, sit down, fill em out
while casually trying to toghten the bandage. my name gets called and i limp ny nervous ass back to testing room. lady tells me to empty my pockets... which took awhile cuz i got 10 pds of equioment on me lol.

at this point the ace bandage is around my ankle, being held in pace by the top of my boot with a telltale buldge at the bottom of my pantleg.... panic mode. all this lady has to do is look down and im fuked.

luckily this lady wants to get out of there almost as bad as i do seeing as she had about 20 mins till close. she shows me to the room. pours some blue crap into the toilet, gives me the spiel about not flushing and out she goes. i snap into action, bust out the QF. crap the temp is down to 98deg from over 100 10 mins or so ago( no heat pack). i qui klu pour my stuff into the cup... just barely reaches the line. temp at 96 now better get it in quick. i clean up the evidence, shake the bottle for a third time to get some bubs goin... and the lid wasnt closed all the way! only lost a lil bit tho no biggie still at the lne but some dribbled out on the side and lid... should i wipe it off? nah f' em let em assume the worst.

so lady bi*** takes the sample, splits it into two vials marks temp as good and im outta there

now im still worried tho. i mean i know for fact i had genuine quickfix (cant remember v
batch but i know it was a good one) temp was good and everything. you guys think im good to go?

I dunno but I could feel your panic from here!! My heart was racin just reading that, you're one lucky bugger!!

My intuition says you'll be fine :) Good luck tho...

Next time just jock it! Bandaging to your leg can cause issues as you found out. Also instead of worrying if you synthetic is valid, test it next time with strips found on the Net. You'd know if pH, creatinine, etc. are within acceptable limits before going to the Lab. Good Luck.

And for women, Spanx works wonderfully as long as you don't have to undress in front on anyone!