Hair Test Situation / Possible Solution? Help Please :)

Hey guys. I've been doing a lot of research on this forum, other forums, etc. and I decided to come to you guys for some help / advice. If you feel like helping out a complete stranger, or just enjoy the thrill of a solving a problem, then I'd definitely appreciate any help.

Here are the facts:

I'm 5'9, 175 lbs., moderately better than average shape, thick brown hair about 2.5 inches.

I smoked a lot of weed the weekend of July 16-18 (It's been 17 days since I've smoked). Before that, I smoked one weekend towards the end of June. Before that, it had been since February.

I MAY be getting a hair test as soon as August 19. That will make it 32 days since my last smoke.

I still live with my parents, so although I'm willing to do whatever it takes, I have some limitations. This means I probably can't spend much over $100, I can't order anything online, and a few others.

I have come up with two possible solutions, and I would love to hear what you guys have to say about them.

SOLUTION 1: THE EASY WAY OUT

Before the test, I will get a buzz, forcing them to take from my body. Tomorrow, I will shave my armpits, chest, and pubes (have to leave leg hair cause my parents see that). They should be grown back by the time of my test since I grow body hair pretty quickly. From what I've read, all the metabolites (or whatever the fuck they're called) should be out of my body by now, so it seems to me like this plan will work.

SOLUTION 2: A LITTLE TRICKIER

If you guys don't think that will work, here's my plan b. From August 12-14 my parents will be out of town, so I can do the Macujo method without caring that my bathroom smells like vinegar. On August 17, I will bleach and redye my hair. Then I'll get a hair cut to about 1.5 inches. Will this likely 'kill' all the metabolites?

Thanks a lot guys for any help, and please don't be afraid to offer a plan c!