My hilarious story of tonight! Just read

I am leaving Meijer and I decide to toke a few bowls in my moms Expedition so I just take two hit sand blow out the sunroof. It was tight and no smoke got in the car. Then I go blockbuster to get my mom that movie I Heart Huckabees and see this 20ish looking guy smoking out side of blockbuster. Hes the kind of guy that you picture when you think about it. I go in and end up getting Sideways for her and Oceans Twelve for me.

I am leaving as I see the guy finish his cigarette he had and walked toward the people coming out behind me. He meet the guy at the car and asked "Can I bum a cig." As soon as he said this I laughed. Then I got in my car(hes now smoking where he was before) and Drove towards him. I said "Are you the guy who constantly asks for cigarettes outside of places"(my exact words).

He goes "just smoking, then You want this last drag." I laughed and said "naw." He then goes "you know a hummer?" I go "Yeah, like the car." Then he goes "In some foreign country(I cant remember-damn weed) "hummer" means "lobster." I go haha because hes getting closer to the car and he looks like a crazed hitch-hiker. He then goes "So next time you see someone with a hummer say, Hey I like your Lobster!!!"

From this point on I am still freaked out by this man. But whatever, tell me what you think of the story though.

-peace

Your story illustrates why I dont approach strangers, unless its for sex. Just kidding.

Haha, yeah I felt I had to point this guy out though. It was weird.

-peace