i just wanted to introduce myself. my names jeff and first off i would like to thank this entire community in helping noobsicles like myself in growing "tomato" plants. (that's what i told my nieces and nephews when they walked in on me watering once lol" and that's what ill be calling them on here because *that's what they are* and im paranoid lol"
first off i would like to say how REDICULOUS it is that we even have to go to this website to learn how to grow a natural growing plant SECRETLY. infact out of paranoia i even hit control+shift+p on mozilla to go into private browsing for fear of government tracking my cookies lol. im a big fan of legalizing and it. i personally dislike alcohol and find *tomatoes* to be a great alternative to it. especially after reading about the survey given to college women asking them if they prefer being around people who have been drinking or guys who have been on *tomatoes*, and they all said they feel MUCH SAFER around guys who were on *tomatoes*. in my experience this is 78,943% true! guys who are intoxicated with *tomatoes*, including myself, still have their conscience in tact. in fact i myself feel like my conscience isnt just a whisper, but it SCREAMS good morals at me off my shoulder like those mini angels on tv we see telling people to make the right decision.
I moved here from CA and back in cali, almost all the parties ive gone to have played out like this...drinkers stayed inside..*tomatoe* consumers were either in the front or back yard doing their thing in a nice circle where everyone introduced themselves before rotation began. afterwards, we sat down and talked and talked and everything was chill. 1 hour or 2 later, the drunkies inside would come out for their "stog" breaks and be all loud and obnoxious thus raising awareness, suspicion, and annoyance form the neighboors. after the cigarettes burn to the filter and the cancerous smoke has calmed them down, with cigarette butts all over the front / back yard floor, they return to the inside to further intoxicate themselves. another hour later this process repeats themselves..however multiply the loudness and obnoxiousness by 1.5 or 2. in addition, as people get drunk, for some reason they enjoy texting and calling people / gf/ bfs and create drama. others loose their sense of respect for the house party and invitation list and text all their other friends to 'come through'. next thing you know the small party has almost tripled in size and the effect of so many loud obnoxious outside of the house has pushed neighbors to their apex of noise tolerance.
in about 20 minutes cops roll up to the front of the house and everyone dashes inside. the party host, whom i always feel sorry for, apologizes to the police and the police tells him/her to send everyone home. at this point, the host filters out the close homies and strangers / not so close friends and of course the quiet and peaceful *tomato* heads all get to stay, even those the host does not know usually because im very close to the hosts and i say they are cool and the host knows it too since we all pretty much stayed in the same circle and maintained almost silent decibel levels lol and doing that really makes me feel cool lol. in addition that police who sent everyone home hangs around the corner and catches drunk drivers / speeders leaving the party in angry aggressive driving mode.
now im not completely bashing on alcohol since i do partake in it and yes i know i said i dont like it and now i sound bipolar but hey snoop dog said he quit smoking and did he really?! hes my hero lol anyways..but alcohol does have quite a few more downsides than tomatoes..including ruining numerous college parties / college girls getting played and heartbroken/ pregnancy / fights / murders..
the next thing i would like to share is my personal experience in using *tomatoes*. my favorite part about it is how it makes me laugh more than i normally do, and i tell you i normally laugh twice as much as everyone else i know. and laughing twice as much means i must be twice as happy. but even more important than that is how i sleep after a night of tomato consuming. i swear i sleep like a super baby with no diaper on and an xl bottle full of ice cold chocolote milk next to me on top of a memory foam matress with self cooling pillows lol. those deep sleeps of complete comfort are what realllllly sells me on tomatatoes. there is no comparison to that sleep. that is my medical use for tomatoes and i think people who use it recreationally can all claim this as well. now do i feel like this when i drink? HELL NO. the next morning i feel like i just gave birth and my esophagus and mouth tastes all sour and acidic like a bad batch of super low ph ferts =] and my head feels like i shoved bbq skewers up my noes and in my ears. when i wake up after an evening of tomatoe consuming, im on cloud 12. i feel extremely healthy. there is no comparison..
now i would like to rebuttal the main arguments against tomatoes that i think are the most impacting.
first, it is argued tomato consumption causes you to become mentally ill (schizophrenia/bipolar/etc). i can tell you EXACTLY WHY this would happen. when i first consumed tomatoes, i sat in my previa van with my friends and despite the complete happiness and extreme laughter that we experienced, there was still an EXTREMELY STRONG sense of PARANOIA. every headlight that i saw coming near us, i would say "everyone shut up shut up shut up and hide its a cop!" and wed duck down. pathetic i know, but im not the only one like this. i also consumed tomatoes with a few people who have never done it before, and as a beginner they felt the same way. at a local park, after consuming tomatoes, every car that drove by caused these individuals to stand frozen solid, extremely nervous, and paranoid thinking that it was a cop.
now i dont have any scientific data, but i believe that this heightened sense of paranoia may lead to mental illnesses. now if you expose yourself to this paranoia or let it get to you over and over and over and over again, what will happen? that paranoia will become a part of your way of thinking even when you aren't intoxicated. of course as you consume tomatos more and more most people eventually become immuned to paranoia and no longer fear cops. but how about that percentage of the population that are slightly mentally ill to begin with? can the consumption of tomatoes trigger the effect of going from slightly mentally ill to completely certified bipolar/schizo/etc? i wouldnt be surprised if it did.
in that sense, because tomatoes can cause mental illnesses in a very small percentage of people, should it be illegal for everyone? if it isn't safe or legal for a small percentage of disabled people to drive a car/operate machinery, should it be illegal for everyone to drive a car? if a small percentage of the population can get skin cancer from having sensitive skin, should it be enforced that all people are to stay out of the sun?!? Jesus...
this comes to my next point, WHY DO PEOPLE BECOME PARANOID WHEN CONSUMING TOMATOES? the answer is more simple than 1+1! here it is: PEOPLE WHO CONSUME TOMATOES BECOME PARANOID BECAUSE OF THE GUILT AND FEAR CREATED FROM PARTICIPATING IN AN ILLEGAL ACTIVITY! that is exactly why i became so paranoid during my early years, i knew i was doing something that i could get in trouble for and that scared the living bajeebers out of me! now combine that with the effect of tomatoes giving you heightened consciousness and morality, and it the effect multiplies even more. you feel so much more paranoid than if you were doing some other illegal activity such as speeding, shoplifting, lying. i feel so much anger right now in what im writing i should just stop... people of cannabis.com let me know if you would like me to continue my story of if i am just wasting my time...
otherwise have a great weekend! :)
=] jeff, copywrite 2010
