Will I pass?

My GF hates that I smoke pot and wants me to stop... I'm planning on stopping but it is very important to her that i pass a drug test or drug tests... Pretty wierd, but she's not as controlling as she sounds.

Anyway here's the thing, she's not going to stop being mad at me until I pass this test. I smoke tons of pot, about 3 times a day or more, like a blunt or i take bong rips and stuff. I'm 5' 6''-5' 7'' (short for a dude), and only about 135-140 pounds. (Yup, I'm not a tall guy, but my GF is tiny too..) I WANT TO PASS ASAP SO THAT SHE WILL STOP being all pissy to me..

Last thursday first time i went without smoking in like two years.. so i havent smoked this weekend (today is sunday). I bought herbal clean q carbo 32 oz, which is supposed to be for heavy weight people with high toxin level. I just bought this so it would work as good as possible.

On thursday i tried diluting my pee by drinking 2 gallons of water, peeing four times b4 my test, and then i peed straight water into the cup basically and FAILED, but then again i had only not smoked for like 8 hours at that point.

I want to try to pass on wednesday again, because it will have been 7 days, a week, which is a good amount of time since i smoked. I plan on drinking like a gallon of water, drinking the detox drink, and going in to take the piss again.

WILL I PASS? What do you think? I don't want to deal with like bringing in a substitute or anything because my GF will totally catch me i know she will. help!

i just want to clarify too that i am stopping smoking, because my gf is worth it, but it will definitely take me like 30 days the regular way to pass a test because i smoke so much. I just want to pass asap yah know what i mean?

Couldn't you just buy some synthetic urine, poor it on the strip and show it to her ? Done !

Nah dude she'll walk into the bathroom or something... it just makes me all paranoid, i do not want to substitute.. Her dad died of lung cancer so if i get caught cheating on a test she will be sooooooo mad. but if i use detox drink and dilute, the home test wont catch me cheating, i would just either fail or pass. I would rather fail then get caught substituting.

All detox drinks are a scam. They accomplish nothing different than what 32 oz of water would accomplish.