how i passed my drug test - works!!
I am probably like a lot of you. I am 21, a typical college student who cant turn down pot. now that its summer ive been applying to places to work non-stop.knowing that i would prolly need a piss test i went to my local headshop where my friend and i each bought a 17 oz. rescue ice detox. my friend stopped smoking 9 days before and did the drink and passed his drug test. he is 5-9 maybe 160, i am 6-2 prolly 210-215. i read the label more and realized that the drink was for people under 200 lbs. I recently lost about 50 lbs but still have plenty of fat. i knew that i was probably screwed when i got a call as i was smoking a dro blunt from a well-respected company wanting an interview. i held the interview off past the weekend and went in and they told me i had two days and gave me the place of my piss test. i thought i was screwed for sure. before hand i drank a little water (maybe 6-8 12 oz. cups) but did not overload bc i thought i was done for anyway. on the day of my test i did not eat prior to and i took the drink at about 8:30 a.m. the drink (cranberry) was surprisingly real good and then filled it up two more times with water and drank it like the instructions said. i took the piss test at about 12:15. my piss was a lime green color. the guy next to me who took it was had a real dark urine and they looked completely different. i thought about how big of an idiot i was and couldnt wait to get out of there and look for other jobs. low and behold i got the test results back today and passed! I highly recommend rescue detox ice. KEEP SMOKIN STRONG :rastasmoke:
how i passed my drug test - works!!
Wow! Well there you have it! I know I'm convinced! Thanks so much first finding this place and then signing up to share this very convincing testimonial. Shill I go on? Yes. I think I shill...
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The 17oz ICE begins cleansing immediately with full body cleansing taking place after only 1 hour. The 17oz ICE is intended for people who weigh less than 200 pounds, people with extremely elevated toxin levels, or people who have very recently been exposed to toxins and desire immediate detoxification.
Sweet! It magically cleanses the body in an hour of all toxins! THC is toxic? Oh shit! Better stop smoking that crap! Wait there's more...
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our goal is to provide quality nutraceuticals that cleanse the body and reverse the effects of toxin exposure in order to ensure a healthier life. We only use all natural vitamins and supplements that have been nutritionally formulated and then scientifically engineered to unlock and enhance the power of natureā??s strongest detoxifiers.
Well damn. All these years we have been passing urine tests on old free H2O and cheapass creatine when we could have been spending $$$ on scientifically engineered magic in a can! Imagine that!
Next time try "passing" by just drinking the magic potion alone. There should be no need for filling it up 3x, 4x, 5x with water if these cool beans nutraceutical body cleansing, problem solving, earth shattering, surprisingly good tasting, all natural yet scientifically engineered ingredients detoxify so well.
Pst, it's the water that shall dilute you and set you free... :rolleyes:
how i passed my drug test - works!!
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Originally Posted by moochdaballa
I am probably like a lot of you.
No, a lot of us aren't working for detox companies :thumbsup:
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i knew that i was probably screwed when i got a call as i was smoking a dro blunt from a well-respected company wanting an interview.
No one who smokes would talk like that.
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before hand i drank a little water (maybe 6-8 12 oz. cups)
You wouldn't be calling that a little bit of water if you had really drank that much, thanks for the fake story.
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the drink (cranberry) was surprisingly real good
No one says those things taste good.
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and then filled it up two more times with water and drank it like the instructions said.
If this story *is* true, (it isn't) that is the reason you passed.
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i took the piss test at about 12:15. my piss was a lime green color.
I'm sure taking something that makes you piss like an alien is a great idea, won't tip off the lab...
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the guy next to me who took it was had a real dark urine and they looked completely different.
Thanks for explaining to me what urine is supposed to look like
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low and behold i got the test results back today and passed!
What a nice end to your fictional story! :thumbsup:
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I highly recommend rescue detox ice.
I wouldn't because detox drinks don't work! :hippy:
I think the only thing more suspicious than your green urine is the fact that you only have two posts! Both of which are in this thread supporting this product.
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Trust the biochemist over the advertising agent on this one guys!
how i passed my drug test - works!!
I'm in the same boat and your post helped me a lot! CLEARLY others aren't on here for the same reason.. But I appreciate you posting your story =)
how i passed my drug test - works!!
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Originally Posted by Sin616
I'm in the same boat and your post helped me a lot! CLEARLY others aren't on here for the same reason.. But I appreciate you posting your story =)
CLEARLY, people come here for the truth and that's what we provide, not lies and shillery.
how i passed my drug test - works!!
ok so here is my story about Rescue ICE. first off, i am 6'2" and weigh around 230 pounds, i smoke every night and smoke a lot on the weekends. so last friday i heard that i finally got a job interview monday, i was happy and decided to celebrate with my good buddy grandpa (thats what we call pot here) me and my friend bought some fire weed and went to town, smoked about a bowl every two hours, completely blitzed, we were watching things like grandma's boy and what not, ok you get the picture. sunday didn't smoke. Monday comes around and i have a sure chance of getting this job, oops, drug test is the only obsticle. but i was cool with that because my mom has drug tests all the time and told me about this stuff that completely cleans your system. so i was like ok time to try it. but i figured, wouldn't hurt to drink a shit ton of water and cranberry juice. so monday night i drink about a half gallon of juice and glass after glass of water. first problem, mom doesn't remember the name of the stuff she uses and can't remember the head shop she went to get it. thats the first set back, lol. i was like oh well i am sure there are plenty others. so went to my head shop and went through there selection, they had Rescue ice and something else. the rescue ice said something about only used for people under 200 pounds, so i bought two of them on tuesday. also all day long glass after glass of juice and water, felt a little wierd i will admit. i don't normally drink that much water, i was pissin like a race horse, almost every 15 mins. kind of sucked but hopefully worth it. well then today wednesday came around, i drank the first bottle, filled it up with water a few times. i feel alright, my piss is crystal clear and i am pissin the same i had been. it didn't seem to do anything, so i drank the second bottle, again filled it with more water and kept drinking it, drank quite a few more glasses of water after that, took longer for me to piss and when i did, it wasn't crystal clear, kind of bright yellow with a green hue but not enough to be considered green, u know what i mean? then i started to feel sick and my strength started to leave me, my stomach started making some wierd noises too. figured i had plenty of strength to spare and a little bit of pain would be worth it if i passed. oh yea and about the drink. it smelt and tasted pretty bad, i can't say it was the worse stuff i had but it was pretty bad. and it made my piss smell just like the drink only warm and what not. so i took the test, found out that i could have just used my friends piss because they didnt' check me and i was behind closed doors. i wish i would have known that, lol. so in about two days i will find out the results. when i do, i will post it on here.
little tid bit of a disclaimer,
i don't recommend taking this stuff, if it works, awesome it will be worth it, idk if it is from taking two bottles or what but even now in the evening i feel like even more shit. and i am super hungry for some reason even though i already ate. guess them are the side effects, lol. well lets see what happens
how i passed my drug test - works!!
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Originally Posted by webdox
Wow! Well there you have it! I know I'm convinced! Thanks so much first finding this place and then signing up to share this very convincing testimonial. Shill I go on? Yes. I think I shill...
Sweet! It magically cleanses the body in an hour of all toxins! THC is toxic? Oh shit! Better stop smoking that crap! Wait there's more...
Well damn. All these years we have been passing urine tests on old free H2O and cheapass creatine when we could have been spending $$$ on scientifically engineered magic in a can! Imagine that!
Next time try "passing" by just drinking the magic potion alone. There should be no need for filling it up 3x, 4x, 5x with water if these cool beans nutraceutical body cleansing, problem solving, earth shattering, surprisingly good tasting, all natural yet scientifically engineered ingredients detoxify so well.
Pst, it's the water that shall dilute you and set you free... :rolleyes:
I know, it's like why is it none of these detox pushers and drinkers ever stop to think that gallons of water wouldn't even be needed if the actual magic potions worked.
You guys can go ahead and spend your cash on scams while the rest of us who know better stick to Gatorade and vitamins.
how i passed my drug test - works!!
alright well, here i am. just got the results today, i passed!! i can't say for sure it was the rescue ice and i don't recommend taking as much as i did. although it was more than likely the amount of water and juice i took. IDK all i know is what i did worked and now i am good to go, i can smoke all i want cause there ain't no randoms. WOOT WOOT!!
how i passed my drug test - works!!
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Originally Posted by booshca
alright well, here i am. just got the results today, i passed!! i can't say for sure it was the rescue ice and i don't recommend taking as much as i did. although it was more than likely the amount of water and juice i took. IDK all i know is what i did worked and now i am good to go, i can smoke all i want cause there ain't no randoms. WOOT WOOT!!
It doesnt have to take a rocket scientist to figure that the cocktail of magic potion/water/juice had succeeded in diluting the THCA concentration in the bladder enough to where the urine sample registered below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. You wouldve accomplished the same thing with just water and vitamin B2.
All detox products are nothing but a scam to seperate the credulous from their cash. When they work at all, they "work" because of dilution. They do not rid the body of THC, as the manufacturers and shills would like the consumer to believe.
There is no product, nothing that can permanently rid the body of THC, except for time and fat-burning exercise.
how i passed my drug test - works!!
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Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
It doesnt have to take a rocket scientist to figure that the cocktail of magic potion/water/juice had succeeded in diluting the THCA concentration in the bladder enough to where the urine sample registered below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. You wouldve accomplished the same thing with just water and vitamin B2.
All detox products are nothing but a scam to seperate the credulous from their cash. When they work at all, they "work" because of dilution. They do not rid the body of THC, as the manufacturers and shills would like the consumer to believe.
There is no product, nothing that can permanently rid the body of THC, except for time and fat-burning exercise.
after thinking about it a little more, i am sure ur right. well at least next time it will keep me from spending some money. lol, thanks for clearing it up
