I passed my test!!!!!!!!

I had the last two weeks filled with dread and fear regarding my pre-employ ua that was upcoming, and I passed it, going to celebrate tonight. Because this site was so useful to me in my planning, I wanted to share my story in the slight chance it could help someone else. I spent countless time on the internet trying to find comfort in my problem, so if this can help anyone, great. But I am no way telling you to follow my story.

I am 29, female, smoker (about a bowl every evening, and a dub a weekend) I smoke pretty good weed, but the last bag I had was the best I have ever gotten my hands on. So of course I randomly got a call about a really well paying job. Twice the money I was making, I had to do this, but it required a ua, which gave me 11 days to pass a test.

I tested positive home test wise everyday, and I practiced drinking 4 quarts of water, which made me pass with clear urine. Before doing my research I bought a 70 dollar bottle of Rescue Detox Ice, which now I know probably didn't do much for me. But since I spent the money I used it. The test was at a hospital, very strict, but unsupervised.

I was still failing night before test. I am 5'3, 108 pounds, and fit. I was irritated that I wasn't making progress, but I believe the potent pot was a huge factor, considering I always passed after 5 days in high school.

About 48 hours before the test I ate a 6 oz steak in hopes of creatine (or whatever creatine turns into) levels being up to par. About 3 hours before the test I drank the Detox Ice, then drank a quart of water with a mutlivitamin containing 800% DV of B12, peed clear, drank another quart, peed yellow, and drank a Synergy Kombucha drink with another vitamin. The Synergy was 24 oz., I drank it because I was sick of water, not for any other reasons. Was also hoping that it might add a little weight to my urine.

During the test I gave just the required amount, midstream. My urine was neon yellow and reeked of vitamins. The yellow was so neon, it looked almost green. I could smell vitamins coming out of my pores. The urine was sudsy, and yellow, but it didn't look like "normal" urine. But normally I stay hydrated anyways, and void about 5 times daily clear, so I think it is pretty unfair for labs to expect people to give out what they want on command, but that is another post.....
I was confident that I would not come up positive, but I feared a dilute result, and could not fathom having to retake another test. This situation seriously had me freaking out and crying everyday. I couldn't go through it again. I don't take narcotics, and I rarely drink. It was so unfair to me to have to be analyzed for something that I do in the privacy of my own home. I really felt violated, but needed this to advance in my life. I am a great employee, with no criminal record. I felt awful and shady through this whole process and it really messed with my mind. But I refuse to change my lifestyle. I am healthy, work hard, pay my bills,etc. No one has a right to investigate me, but I guess it is just the way it is.....
3 sleepless nights later, my boss told me I passed all my screenings. I pretty much danced home. I was afraid he would never tell me and just go on, and I would wonder for days on end. He said that "Everything came just great" I had already started my orientation
I suppose the steak really did have a good effect on my results, plus the vitamins for color, and I think the kombucha drink has some sodium to help out as well, but I guess I will never know exactly what all the winning factors were.
I can say that tonight will be the big day of celebrating, and I am sorry for those hard working people that have to stress this. It was not an easy situation for me, and I am still mildly paranoid that it will come back to haunt me, but I am going to move on and get back to my regular lifestyle.
Thank you to everyone who shared their story on this site, it really helped me figure out what to do, and also provided me with some moral support.:)

Also, I am female, in case that helps with anything

Well first of all thanks to everyone who posted on here giving advice!! I passed my test!!! I'm a female 5ft7in and weighing about 145lbs, with an average metabolism. The last time I smoked was Monday, March 10th. I would say I was a very heavy smoker of potent buds. Found out that following Friday I was going to have to take a pre-employment pee test the following Monday, March 17th(They tried to pop it on me that Friday, but I made up an excuse =). It was a Labcorp test, 9 panel. I had to go in for my test around 10:30am. The morning of the test I woke up and drank a couple cups of coffee. I then drank 2 glasses of water. I had bought the Strip NC Natural Cleanser, grape 32 oz. to be on the safe side. Let me tell you it was the most horrid tasting drink on the face of planet Earth. I drank that with a glass of water (couldn't even finish the last 25% of the Strip b/c I was gagging). I started drinking the Strip around 6:30am. At this time I also took 4 aspirins, and a few B-12 vitamins. After I drank what I did of the Strip, I then drank some salt water,a cup of cranberry grape juice and about half of a gatorade. I read that you could also take 4-6 tums or rolaides around 30 minutes before the test, so I did that as well, and took about 3 more aspirins and B-12's just to make sure they were in my system. I also took cranberry pills for good measure. I was urinating frequently during this time. On the way to the test i mixed some salt water in with my gatorade. Took the test and my pee was neon yellow. Waiting for the test results was the most nerve racking thing I have ever done!!!! It's Wednesday morning and I just got a call that I passed!!!!!!!! The whole time I was thinking back worrying that I didn't drink enough water, but apparently I was all good!! I hope this gives all you guys and girls some encouragement!! Oh yeah, I had even taken about 1mg of a klonopin the previous week, and .5mg of an Ativan, before I knew I was going to be tested. So I was a lil worried about that too. Good Luck everyone!!

I, too, just passed my pre-employment test using Quick Fix 5.7. Big relief, and very happy to have stumbled across these forums. Congrats to all who pass.