Tell Us All A Little About Yourself...

Being in Paris, France, The land of fine wine, I am kind of drunk off of it right now. So I decided to start a thread where people tell a little about themselves. I'll start it off, shall I?

I was Born in Wisconsin, moved to Orange County, CA for a year or so, moved to Michigan, then to Minnesota. In 94 I moved to New Jersey for 2 years, then moved back to Minnesota. In 2002, my dad got a job transfer out to Paris, France for his work. I, just starting college decided to stay back and attend the University of North Dakota where I joined a Fraternity and got completely wasted 4 days out of the week. I ended up flunking out my first year. This past summer, I worked at a car dealership in Minneapolis while living at a townhouse my parents bought for when they come back to the US. Since they only come back a few times a year, I basically had it to myself the entire summer. I then got readmitted to UND after sucking up to my academic advisor, and ended up getting a 1.9 this past semester with even more drinking and smoking weed. I even did a half tab of ectasy with a girl that I always fucked around with, but it didn't do anything. THis summer, ill probably get my car dealership job again, and I am getting a sweetass townhouse with 3 stoner buddies. In the fall I am attending the Minnesota School of BUsiness where I will get a degree (Hopefully) in Digital Video. Well thats about it, what about everyone else?

hello kellis,
heres a bit about myself....
i was born in australia i moved to "The island of Jersey" which i tiny island between England and France.
My higher education began when i started "hautlieu" in 6th form when i was 16...i took chemisrty, biology, music and media.....i hated it there so i dropped out after 4 months....
i then got a job at a diy shop for 8 months and moved into a flat with 2 of my best mates for a while....the flats then got knocked down...so i went back to living with my parents and continued working at the diy store.....
i then decided to go to spain for a year with one of the mates i lived with...so we traveled all through france and spain and stayed in the south of spain ran out of money after 3 months and came back to Jersey...
i remained with out a job for the rest of the ear and lived with my parents....
then i decided to go back to college where i am still at...im studying health and social care, psychology and re-taking my maths gcse...
thats it...well its not really me as a person but its my past....LOL....i hope you have enjoyed this insightful voyage through the...word i cant think of...:)

Oh god...this is gunna take me forever to write...

Okay i was born in St. Marys County, Maryland in 1988. When I was 3 I had gotten Lime desiese which caused me to get huge migrains and for years I kept knocking myself out by head into the wall. Then moved with only my mom and my sister becky to Connecticut where I finished from k-4 then moved to Michigin for a couple months then back too Connecticut and lived with only my mom while she was divorcing her secound husband, taking care of me and my sisters all by herself. Sometime when i wa sin 5th grade my moms secound husband kidnapped my two little sisters and took them to Jordan. So my mom flew me to live with my dad in Puerto Rico with his 3rd wife who used to tell me aliens and very large meteors can distroy us all in any minute very drunk all the time leaving me crying at night int he dark for the whole year. Not to mention my dad used to tell me my mom wa snever coming back to get me and that when someone goes to Jordan they arent allowed back into America because they catch disieses. When school that year had ended and i was 11 years old I moved back to Connecticut to live with my Grandmother and my mom had come back from Jordan and was also living in her mothers house. My sister Becky had moved too my grandfathers house in connecticut and I think for the first time in my life I was Semi-happy. I had found a friend that lived down the street and we would always play afterschool pretending we were sailor moon :D Every night my grandmother would dazzled me up and spoiled me with lots of clothes that costed hundreds of dollors. hen forced me to go to modeling try-outs. Awhile into that year my mom had met someone in New York and moved there with him. She was working in the twin towers (And her bday happend to be 9/11 and a bunch of terriorists who claim to be muslim happend to kill numerious ammounts of innocent ppl :eek: :( ). When I finished school my little sisters, their father, and their brother came back to america. My sister's father had bought a house in Connecticut where my sisters (All 3 of them), my mother, my sisters father, my sisters brother, and I had moved into. I wasent too happy there...I call it the black year and im not gunna say much about that year. I had lost my Virginity that year at 12. I started smoking cigs, I think (Not sure) i got high once when i was sitting with my sister in a closet while she was smoking weed. After that my mom and my sisters father got into an arguement so she found herself another husband whom she is also still (lets hope finally) married too *applauses plz*. Anyway she was living with him in Florida, I moved to California with my dad and his new family. His wife cassandra is an socail worker and loves nothing but to question and question and question. Shes rude, cruel, and for some reason thinks my dads something supieror over all. Fuck dat! Anyway so Cassandra has 4 children of her own. 2 out the house, and 2 still in it. Jewelissa and Aryanna were alright. They snitched on me a lot about little things that they knew their mom would punish me for. I was given the kitchen job because that was the dirtyest part of the house i know cuz i heard them talking about ir >_>. Once i punched jewelissa and she got so scared she did everything in her power to hide her bruise cuz i said if she snitched i've stove her head in. Lol that day I showed all her friends she wasent as Bad-ass as she lets on. Fuckin cunt...anyway when 7th grade finished I moved out of there with my mom in florida and my sister. My step dad wa sliving in Alabama because he was working in a mens clothing store with his cousin. A month later we moved to Alabama. My little sisters were in connecticut with their dad. I had my freedom back like I did when I was 12 and I dident want to get back into the mess I had back then so I stayed out of trouble till my sister introduced me to DXM. After awhile it became a everyday thing. My sister would wake me up at 3 am to go walk to wal-mart so she could steal cough syrup and i would go buy a ton of whip cream, do wip its all night till I had to go to shool. I was 14 at this time and I fell in love for the first time. But then I felt him not so attractive anymore (Strange how the heart works :rolleyes: ). My little sister came to live with us and then my mom and my step dad got into a fight (im gunna make this fast cuz its getting really boring now) my mom me and my sisters moved to maryland with my moms friend who turned out to be crazy and then my mom went crazy i was depressed and was failing school . I had finally smoked weed but not often. I fell in love again, then out. Moved to alabama again just with me and my mom. My sisters we're living with their dad and Becky with my dad. I was 15 when I met beth, totally and out of no where I fell in love with her. So in love it really hurt me physically sometimes. She had a gf and a bf but had no prob also being with me but afte rmeeting her gf I couldent do it anymore and I refused all her kisses altho I never let go. I was wearing all black and always sober til beth went to juvy for failing her piss test. When she came back we smoked twice together for the first time and then I moved here to Georgia. I hadent gotten in contact with beth and my life was looking pretty shitty til i met Luc. I put away all my pictures of beth and went out with him and I am the happeiest motherfucker!

Not paragraphed because I really dident feel like pressing enter lol. I made my life a lot less dramatic tho for you all haha. Oh well liek I said im a happy motherfucker now!

yeah goddamit i erased what i just typed! don't u hate that?? ok anyway...i was born here in TX. i'm "hispanic" but i perfer "mexican". yeah i love music. i grew up listening to Bone Thugs, SPM, three 6 mafia and other rap/shit like that. i love to sing and dance. dancing has always kinda been my thing but i stopped when i hit 12 kuz i started playing music. i can play almost every instrument and if i don't know how, give me 10 mins with it and i'll learn. not very good with strings tho but i can sorta pull it off. i'm a big fan of Slipknot. i just saw Slipknot in concert and i shit my pants! lol :D (not literally) yeah i like EVERY type of music but mostly metal. i don't like to label myself. i'm still in highschool. i've been with my current bf for a year and a half and we're actually doing good. i've been in love lots of times. this time i found "the one". fuck whoever says i'm too young for that. ah! anyway, i've never lived in a house. i am the youngest in my family. i love to watch movies. my list of favs for movies and music goes on and on forever. i love art. my favorite artist is one of my friends who will be very VERY famous one day, i swear goddamit! lol speaking of which, i'm not of any christ religions. i don't really give a fuck about any religion. i personally have my own beliefs that are strictly kept secret. i don't believe in the christian devil. although i don't give a fuck about any religion, i do respect every one, i just so happen not to care, lol. that's all for now folks, gotsta go! :cool:

if i wasnt drunk id read all of that and make my own story

to be continued....

big stuff:
I lost 250 pounds from gastric bypass surgery
Recently I had reconstructive surgery to take off extra skin
I'm a pro domme and I am trying to model as well
I'm in love with this really great guy who loves me back

quirks:
I won't do any man-made drug (too much room for error)
I really am scared of hammers

personal stuff:
When he graduates I think we are going to get married
It's hard for me to make friends, even though I am a good friend
I need three more reconstructive surgeries and I wish more than anything I looked normal
I smoke every day because of surgery side effects

my best advice:
Only break one law at a time and you will be ok.
(ie. if your carrying, don't speed and wear your seatbelt though this applies to all areas of life)

Born in 1977 in a bad area in sydney suburbs.In one of the the top 5 worst areas.My best friend was murdered when she was 4 before we started school i remember the ambulance and body bag and all.Dad left when i was 10 Lived there until i was 11 and got into a little trouble while i was there with police so my mum decided enough was enough (i smashed a vacant house with my friends windows, walls everything ).Have 2 older brothers and one older sister all over 10 yrs older than me.We were lucky living there because most of the crime in the area was cause by people that my older brothers knew.We moved to a better area closer to the city and everything was ok.The kids there didnt like me much at first because they knew where i was from and didnt want to talk to me because they thought i was trouble.Only the naughty kids liked me so i hung around them.I hated that school lucky was only a few mths there till high school.Most of my friends went to a public school in the area and my mum didnt want me going there with them so she sent me to a girls school.All the nerds went there except one other girl so we hung together and lived only a few streets away so we caught the bus n train together every day.During our teenage years we did everything naughty that we could do(when i got the chance)mum was strict.We got drunk alot and i got some weed and got her stoned.She sneaked into a mans window at 14 and he raped her and it was a guy we knew well he denied it and she never went to the cops.We were babysitting that night and she left me and that happened to her.She came back and had a shower and told me when she got out.I was so mad the next day i confronted the greasy wog and he said to me that she wanted it i punched him in the face.After that she went real wild n trying to kill herself all the time.High school was good i was king of the kids lol the class clown everyone liked me there it was good.Was bad at school because i couldnt concentrate much and one teacher always said that i have the concentration span of a centipede.Went all the way through high school and finished and got my HSC.Got a boyfriend at 16 he was 17 was with him for 5 years and we got engaged.He cheated on me so we split.Amonth later i met my sons dad i was 20 and he was 27.He was a little psycho and i didnt realised till we moved together.Every single day hes screaming and yelling and hitting and punching things or me.We moved to another state so i knew nobody and things got really bad.I started smoking pot when i met him.I fell pregnant with billy and he was ok and would hurt me in other places but not my tummy.Like he would take a run off and kick me in the back of the legs or something he was cruel and bruised me bad alot but not the face much.I was getting fed up with him and wanted to die it was a shit life for me.I hated him so much and i told him all the time that even sex with him was making me sick.I found a girlfriend and he hated it but i needed some sweetness for a change.That went on for 8 mths and me and her decided to have some drugs speed and eccys over about 3 days.I went into psychosis and 7 days later my brothers arrived at my door after 15 hours driving and rescued me.I had concussion also because he headbutted me so i was sorta in and out of consiousness i dont remebber much.One of my brothers had a hammer in his back pocket he said he was gonna crack sculls like eggs lol.They took me i was skin and bones and hadnt taken care of myself at all in the past week.Billy was left with his father for the time being.They took me back to Sydney and all my family were waiting for me.They took me to hospital and i was in the ER for 3 days until my concussion went and they put me in a mental institution i had full blown psychosis and nothing they gave me helped me sleep.Was there for about a month under full surveillance it was bad.I didnt see my son the whole time he was with his dad i was crying every day for him.His dad would ring me in there and threaten me i was scared i would never see billy again.I got out he brang my son back for me.I shaved my head in there so my son was a bit weary when he seen me but after about1 min he wouldnt let me go i was so happy.Billys dad left to go back home.He visited once last year and my brother came to my house and bashed him while he was asleep it was so bad there was blood everywhere and i couldnt recognise him.I didnt want that i dont care how he treated me it wasnt my concern anymore.I was a witness against my brother because it was wrong of him to do that in my house to my sons dad.We havent heard from him since.When i was with him i thought everyone was scared of him.That was about a year ago.I met a nice guy when i got out and have been with him since.The best friend i was talking about fucked me over the day i moved in this house i dont see her no more.YOU FUCKING BASTARD.Now i am 8 weeks pregnant and so scared im not married and i need a bigger house all will work out well i hope i just want happiness.

wow that was real long. i would continue mine, but nah i'm not that important plus im too lazy to do type. lol

Im matt "fucking" warren, and I am the most awesome person ever.