Pastor Caught Smuggling 10 LB Of Ganja
Don't know about you guys, but walking with a QP stuck in my draws is a pain in the... well 10 pounds strapped to your legs?
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Thomas Pearson, a 63 year old pastor of a Stony Hill, St. Andrew address, will appear in the Corporate Area Resident Magistrateâ??s Court on April 30 to answer to drug charges. He was reportedly held at the Norman Manley International Airport, with 10 pounds of ganja strapped to his thighs.
According to reports, Pearson faces charges of possession of ganja, dealing in ganja, taking steps to export ganja and conspiracy to export ganja. he was charged jointly with 42 year old Sanguanitti Bryan, who allegedly took Pearson to the airport. The court heard that on April 21, 2010, at approximately 1:45 p.m., Pearson was about to board a flight to Trinidad, when the police noticed an unusual bulge on his thighs. He was searched, and four rectangular-shaped packages were reportedly found strapped to his thighs. Bryan was arrested later that day, after the police had Pearson call him to tell him that he had missed his flight.
Pastor Caught Smuggling 10 LB Of Ganja
But your honor. I swear it's just a large tumor that looks, smells, and tastes like Ganja....!