Funniest stoner moment

So we are always talking so seriously on here i thought maybe i would start a not so serious thread. What is your funniest stoner moment...we all have had one wether you want to admit it or not.

So i was having a bad day not to long ago and got a little more stoned then normal and i was talking with a friend loading a bowl for my water pipe finished loading the bowl (stem) and instead of me putting it in the pipe i hold the bowl up to my lips and attempt to light it ouch burnt my lip..lol after i realized what i had done and we were done laughing our asses off i go to put the stemin the pipe and take a hit....normally when you hit a water pipe you hear the water bubbling well i didnt hear that....fuck forgot the water....finally i was able to smoke some more but then figured i was already stoned enough and put the pipe down.

It maybe not be the funniest story i have but it is the most recent and the one i can remember right now. Whats yours?
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ok so I didn't even smoke until I was 19 and one of the first few times I smoked, already high as a kite, I took the small waterpipe from my friend which had been cherried, and put my lips up to the cherried bowl and it burned the sh t out of me. I have no clue why i did that, just a dumb reaction by a newborn smoker. We did have a dam good laugh tho.

After the babsitter arrived I went to my bed rm. to finish getting ready to go to meet my friends for a night out.So my 4 yr old son followed me and picked up 2 jays I had in the bath rm. so I take them away and place them behnd my ears.As I began to leave the sitter told me that she saw the jays and where they were.Needless to say I begged her not to tell anyone. So she said, "nevermind I know now where to get some for free".I moved out of the county the next monh b/c she was the most expensive sitter I have ever had.
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There were some tweakers getting busted next door to me and the DEA was all over the place.....so my happy ass rolls a joint and goes and smokes it on the front porch.....(not the smartest, I know, but damn I thought it was funny)......the best part about it is that I was face to face with an agent, joint lit in my mouth and NO ONE said a damn word......Guess they dont worry about the peaceful pot-head hippies when there is meth next door.

Mine was going into 7/11 after partaking a large amount, getting my stuff and going out of the store and getting inside and trying to start the wrong car.

It was the same color/shape, but pretty embarrassing.

Years ago I smoked some killer thai stick smuggled out of vietnam. While I was driving south on I-4 in Florida at 2 in the am, I happened to look over at the northbound lanes and there was a car traveling the same direction we were! I was so stoned I wasnt sure if it was us or the other car that was in the wrong lanes! We immediatly pulled over and after some intence haggling we finally figured we were in the right lanes after all.
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I wonder if most people here have pulled a bag out of their pocket by mistake while paying for something at a convenience store........

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i only started smoking regularly about 8 months ago, but i already have a ton of stoner stories :P i think the best happened about 3 weeks ago when i went over to a friends house and we got stoned. after a few hours, our desire to sit there and do nothing was overwhelmed by our desire for some seriously tasty treats, so we went out and got some and took a ride through this one rural community a few miles away from where i live. it was around 7am maybe a little later (we pulled an all nighter), and the sun was shining. it really was just the perfect morning and there we are just cruising along, blasting our music. life couldnt have been better, right?

wrong! and heres why: as i was driving down this one road which was surrounded by farmland, i come up on a group of cows just hanging out on the side of the road, eating some grass. they had to have been no more than 8 ft away from my car and it was at that moment that i realized that my ONLY course of action was to turn the music down and pull up slowly next to them and lay on my horn. the result did not disappoint. they were just enjoying the morning and suddenly their entire worlds just came crashing down on them. you could see the fear written across their faces. they took off for their lives. one booked it behind some barn, and this other one tried to be the hero of the bunch and run along side my car, but then i guess he thought better of it cuz he took off around to the other side of the barn too. i was already gone and i could still see them running in one of my mirrors. i kinda feel bad about it now, but nobody got hurt and at the time, i had to pull over cuz i was laughing so hard.

sorry to be so detailed with my story, but i just wanted to paint the exact picture of what it was like to be there. hope this brings some people a few laughs :P

Ha Ha best laugh i had all day...thanks!!!! Keep em coming

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Originally Posted by SkyHighStar

i only started smoking regularly about 8 months ago, but i already have a ton of stoner stories :P i think the best happened about 3 weeks ago when i went over to a friends house and we got stoned. after a few hours, our desire to sit there and do nothing was overwhelmed by our desire for some seriously tasty treats, so we went out and got some and took a ride through this one rural community a few miles away from where i live. it was around 7am maybe a little later (we pulled an all nighter), and the sun was shining. it really was just the perfect morning and there we are just cruising along, blasting our music. life couldnt have been better, right?

wrong! and heres why: as i was driving down this one road which was surrounded by farmland, i come up on a group of cows just hanging out on the side of the road, eating some grass. they had to have been no more than 8 ft away from my car and it was at that moment that i realized that my ONLY course of action was to turn the music down and pull up slowly next to them and lay on my horn. the result did not disappoint. they were just enjoying the morning and suddenly their entire worlds just came crashing down on them. you could see the fear written across their faces. they took off for their lives. one booked it behind some barn, and this other one tried to be the hero of the bunch and run along side my car, but then i guess he thought better of it cuz he took off around to the other side of the barn too. i was already gone and i could still see them running in one of my mirrors. i kinda feel bad about it now, but nobody got hurt and at the time, i had to pull over cuz i was laughing so hard.

sorry to be so detailed with my story, but i just wanted to paint the exact picture of what it was like to be there. hope this brings some people a few laughs :P

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Originally Posted by coolslayer

I wonder if most people here have pulled a bag out of their pocket by mistake while paying for something at a convenience store........

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Ive never dropped a bag, but I dropped a loaded "bullet" pipe one day. I was hanging around with some guys from work and as I reached in my pocket for a cigarette, my pipe fell out. I almost had a freakin heart attack until one of the guys asked if I needed anything to fill the pipe with.....I ended up smokin with all of em!!!