Help me out PLEASE!!!

Okay, to get strait to the point I am very confused. Here is my back ground.

I have smoked almost every day since 2004 with a few breaks in there. I recently had an oppertunity at an amazing job. I was told at the last second I was going to need to do a Urine analysis. I bought a protox cleaner and low and behold my test came back diluted. The company asked me to go back the next morning. I called my to be boss and pleaded my case. He agreed to give me another chance.

I went and got another protox 10 day cleanser and now after that cleanser I am still dirty. I have been clean for 13 days and I have completed the 10 day cleaner. However im still testing dirty? I have exactly 6 days till im supposed to go back for my next test. On my last home drug test which was today I was able to see a very slight line in the cup which means a weak positive. It was positive though.

So my question now is what can I do to get clean in 6 days? I am currently taking 1000mg of timed release niacin every morn and every night starting tonight(not flush free). I am also going to drink 1 gallon of water every day for the next 3 days. After that im switching to gatorade. I will run every day starting tomorrow morning. I weigh 160lbs and im 5'8. I cant afford to mess this up.

I drink about 4 six packs of beer a week and I smoke about 1/2 a pack to a full pack of cigarretes a day. Please help me out any input is appreciated. If there is anything I can do to make this happen I will do it. Hwever, I dont want to have to take fake or someone elses pee into the testing facility.

I plan on taking 2 acetaminophen 2 hours before my drug test 500mg each.

Thank you in advance
your open minded brother.

I have heard that because THC clings to fat cells, one can get rid of some from the body by doing a lot of fat burning exercise.

Also I have heard that one should drink a lot of water the day before. When providing for the test, let a little urine go first, then begin to fill the sample cup. It is said, the first urine to be released is more concentrated.

I hope what I pass on here was the truth when told to me. I also hope you have good luck.

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I went and got another protox 10 day cleanser and now after that cleanser I am still dirty. I have been clean for 13 days and I have completed the 10 day cleaner. However im still testing dirty? I have exactly 6 days till im supposed to go back for my next test.

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Which goes to show what its been stated all along - that magic "detox" cleansers are a total scam.

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On my last home drug test which was today I was able to see a very slight line in the cup which means a weak positive. It was positive though.

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If a faint line appears in the T region its a negative, not a positive or a "weak" anything.

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I plan on taking 2 acetaminophen 2 hours before my drug test 500mg each.

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This will do absolutely nothing to pass a U/A.

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So my question now is what can I do to get clean in 6 days? I am currently taking 1000mg of timed release niacin every morn and every night starting tonight(not flush free).

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This is an old urban myth. Niacin does nothing to help pass a U/A. Besides, taking more niacin than the recommended daily value can have some serious health consequences.
Morons Overdose on Niacin While Trying to Beat a Drug Test | Wired Science | Wired.com
Medical News: Overdoing Niacin Can't Thwart Drug Abuse Tests and Is Risky - in Emergency Medicine, Emergency Medicine from MedPage Today

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I am also going to drink 1 gallon of water every day for the next 3 days. After that im switching to gatorade.

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Drinking a bunch of water days before the test is of no help. THC is not water-soluble, so you cannot wash THC out of your body like you can wash dirt from clothing.

However, drinking fluids can effectively (but temporarily) dilute the THC metabolite (THCA) concentration that is present in the bladder. Diluted to where the urine sample registers below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. Because this action is only temporary, drinking fluids is only effective on the day of the U/A.

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I will run every day starting tomorrow morning.

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If you have 3 days or less before the U/A, you need to avoid exercise and other fat-burning activities. When fat cells burn, the stored THCA is released back into the bloodstream and eventually end up in your urine. Instead of trying to burn fat, youd want your body to be in "storage mode" - be as lazy as possible to avoid releasing a bunch of THCA, which will all end up in the urine in your bladder to be detected.

I am not expert but Burnttoast is absolutely correct in my opinion. I do have a little expertise in this area, cough, cough.

Maybe you should have been a little more low profile about your problem and used a prosthetic device for substitution delivery? Of course in some jurisdictions itâ??s a crime in and of itself to be caught attempting to pass a substitute sample but Iâ??m assuming this wasnâ??t an observed collection anyway.

I have passed several test by using the rescue products. Just followed the directions and you have about a 4 hour window .

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Originally Posted by needfullthings

I have passed several test by using the rescue products. Just followed the directions and you have about a 4 hour window .

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And you emptied your wallet when you could have followed N'2s Dilution method for little of nothing. We don't promote these drinks here because they are nothing more than expensive bottled water.

y is everyone hating on the drink and pills?
ya its same thing as following N2's dillution process, but not everyone has creatine powder or wants to go out and look for vitamin b-2, creatine powder etc.
so for lazy ppl like me, speding a little extra money on a pill that has everything u need is some kind of a convinience.

Pills and drinks are what got me here. They arent worth it in my opinion. Its not the $100 dollars im upset about its the fact that I used them to a T and they failed!!!!

I wish I could have just saved the time.

More info please!!!

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Originally Posted by loveblunts

y is everyone hating on the drink and pills?
ya its same thing as following N2's dillution process, but not everyone has creatine powder or wants to go out and look for vitamin b-2, creatine powder etc.
so for lazy ppl like me, speding a little extra money on a pill that has everything u need is some kind of a convinience.

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Its not all convenient as you think it is. The creatine thats found in those magic elixirs will not do you any good when consumed on the day of the U/A because it takes 2-3 days for the creatine to metabolize into creatinine. Any creatine intake must be done at least 3 days before the U/A.

As far as being "lazy", thats not really an excuse. If you have the energy to purchase a magic elixir, then you have the energy to buy B2 and creatine.

tru tru.