n00b with drug test questions...

Ok so I've been smoking about 3-4 times a week for the past month and a half. Around 3/15 I stopped smoking pot. Then I smoked twice, once was last tuesday, only took about 3 hits of white widow and then again on Wednesday about 2 or 3 bowls of mids. So the last time I smoked was 3/24. I have a job interview on tuesday and if i get the job i will more than likely have to take a drug test. i'm hoping its going to be a saliva test but it will more than likely be a UT. I've been drinking close to a gallon of water a day and only drank alcohol saturday and sunday. i just got home from gnc and got carbo cleaner by herbal clean and it came with 5 vitamins. I know i should take the cleaner around 2-3 hours before i go to take the test but if i take a test thursday, will i be clean? i'm 5 foot 6 and weigh about 150 lbs. thanks

I'll save that one for people more experienced in that area but I have never had to take a UT at the first interview.

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Originally Posted by b20420

Ok so I've been smoking about 3-4 times a week for the past month and a half. Around 3/15 I stopped smoking pot. Then I smoked twice, once was last tuesday, only took about 3 hits of white widow and then again on Wednesday about 2 or 3 bowls of mids. So the last time I smoked was 3/24. I have a job interview on tuesday and if i get the job i will more than likely have to take a drug test. i'm hoping its going to be a saliva test but it will more than likely be a UT. I've been drinking close to a gallon of water a day and only drank alcohol saturday and sunday. i just got home from gnc and got carbo cleaner by herbal clean and it came with 5 vitamins. I know i should take the cleaner around 2-3 hours before i go to take the test but if i take a test thursday, will i be clean?

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No you will not be clean. Detox potions do not rid the body of THC. Detox potions "work" by temporarily diluting the THCA concentration that is present in the bladder. They are a big scam and a waste of money because you can accomplish the same action by using just vitamin B2 and water.

Drinking lots of water days before the U/A is of no help. It may cause frequent urination, but it has no effect on the rate of THCA filteration from the bloodstream by the kidneys. Drinking fluids is only helpful on the day of the U/A.

I agree with burnttoast.. though I have used Qcarbo32 to pass, it is only a temp dilution that floods your body with the same things you can get for less money (I just spent 100 on 2 bottles.. should have read more on here first..). A lot of people llike N2's dilution sticky, but if you are short of time and def need to pass I would lean towards subbing. I have a test tomorrow, and though I haven't smoked for 10 days and exercised I am still going with a good friends donation as I want to be sure. If you are going with dilluting stock up on creatine for 24 - 48hrs before and drink some gatorade and water along with the drink that you have as long as the b vitamins are high for color (might as well use it if you already spent the money). Its always best to get an at home test, preferably with an adulteration strip included, and test at home with whatever method u choose before you put it to the real test. Good Luck!

Well atleast the product is money back guarantee so i'm not totally screwed, hopefully i can find a way to put off the drug test for as long as possible. I forgot to add just incase it helps that I've been drinking a big bottle of cranberry juice each day and taking around 8 cranberry pills everyday.

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Well atleast the product is money back guarantee so i'm not totally screwed

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Dont fall for the so-called "money back guarantee" ploy. For one, it isnt of any insurance that the snake-oil will work. Second, one condition of the guarantee is that the donor provides a copy of the test results. We'll guess what? The test results dont belong to the donor - they belong to the party paying for the test (ie; employer, PO, etc), and good luck in trying to obtain a copy. Youre gonna need it.

And suppose you were able to provide a copy of the results. More often than not, you will still not get your refund, having being told that:

A) "You did not follow the directions, therefore the product guarantee is void".

-or-

B) "Using cannabis is illegal and our products are not to be used on lawfully-administered drug tests. Therefore, the guarantee is void"


As I stated, detox products are a total scam. Their makers and peddlers only exist to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs" by targeting the uninformed and credulous, and seperating them from their cash. Cannabis users are victimized enough by the "war on drugs" without these vulturing scam artists entering the mix.

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Originally Posted by b20420

I forgot to add just incase it helps that I've been drinking a big bottle of cranberry juice each day and taking around 8 cranberry pills everyday.

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you are going to have a really healthy prostate.
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