chocolate milk?

hey guys so i have a bunch of leaves and stems and i was wondering if i could just cut them up let them dry and throw them into a quart of whole milk and add chocolate sauce and shake it up?. Would the milk absorb any of the thc? Or should i just warm the milk in a pan than introduce the leaves and stems and let it do its thing? As i cannot make cannabutter cause i dont have the time and i dont want to smoke all the leaves and stems i have.

Now, I am no expert, but as far as I know milk decreases your buzz so I don't know how successful that plan would be.