My Freaked Out Drug Test

Hey everyone, I just wanted to post my experience with my drug test since I scoured this forum for info and felt like I should give some feedback. I am 6'2", 150 lbs, male, and am a daily smoker. Some times a few bowls, sometimes all day. I recently had a job fall into my lap and was not ready for it. I had two weeks to clean up for the UA and I had already quit my previous job for this one. I was totally freaking out!!! I went to the gym every day and blasted myself for about an hour, then went to the sauna. The sauna prob doesnt help but it made me feel better. I ate high protein/ carbs and low fat foods up untill 3 days prior. Then I ate a bunch of crap fast food and was lazy.

Since my survival depended on this 2 oz cup of pee, I followed N2's substitution method with a friends urine in a rinsed out non lube condom. While I was practicing the week before, my condom temp was at low 90's. I stuck a heating pad in between 2 pairs of undies and it kept it around 101. I figured it is better to cool it in the cup, since you cant heat it in the cup. I also followed the dillution method by N2 with Poweraid instead of water, just in case. I also practiced this a few times and tested myself with a home drug test. Results on first void of the day was positive, after the dillute, negative.

When I got to the test site they told me it was done in house by the nurse. I am so glad I kept my thermometer in the car, they made me take off my outer shirt, clean out my pockets and lift my pant legs. The nurse took me to a bathroom and had a stall all prepped up for me. She was still in the bathroom where she could hear everything. The condom makes a baloon sound, and I couldn't wait and cool the piss off so I went with the backup. Real pee.

It had a straw color and everything seemed okay. I had a start date before the test and it has been three days since the UA with no phone calls. Tomorrow is my last day of waiting until I start the job so I am pretty sure I am in the clear. They said if it was positive someone would call me within 48 hrs. and ask about any medications I have taken.

I hope this helps, this was for an FAA job and they are pretty strict. I gotta say what helped me out the most was practice and a backup plan. The practice also helps with the nerves. I get shakey when I am nervous and it wasnt noticeable at the test. Thanks for all the posters who have saved me!