Newbie grower. Lil help please

Hey Dudes.

Ive been through the FAQs and couldnt find what I was looking for, so Im not being lazy here, but I cud do with a wee bit of advice.
a. Which seeds have the lowest odour and highest potency?
b. Do I need to insulate a cupboard under the stairs if Im only growing one plant? (ie will the police infra-red spot it?)
c. Why am I putting these questions in the style of a complete dick?
d. should I cover the cupboard in tin foil for max light exposure?
e. Do I REALLY need a fan? trust me when I say that Im doing this under the wife's nose and she will hear a fan. PLUS, all it would be doing is blowing the air around in the confined space.

Think thats it for now. Man, Im excited about this. Sort of. ha ha

Lennie C

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Originally Posted by LennieC

Hey Dudes.

Ive been through the FAQs and couldnt find what I was looking for, so Im not being lazy here, but I cud do with a wee bit of advice.
a. Which seeds have the lowest odour and highest potency?
b. Do I need to insulate a cupboard under the stairs if Im only growing one plant? (ie will the police infra-red spot it?)
c. Why am I putting these questions in the style of a complete dick?
d. should I cover the cupboard in tin foil for max light exposure?
e. Do I REALLY need a fan? trust me when I say that Im doing this under the wife's nose and she will hear a fan. PLUS, all it would be doing is blowing the air around in the confined space.

Think thats it for now. Man, Im excited about this. Sort of. ha ha

Lennie C

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A, seeds don't have much smell
B, wouldn't hurt
C,only you can answer that
D,No ,use Mylar
E,your a dumb shit for not being honest with your mate.

A. ALL flowering MJ will stink to high heaven.
B. I'd say no on the insulation.
C. ??
D. Go buy reflective Mylar at a plant store.
E. A fan is used not only to strengthen the stem to hold bud weight, but more importantly to pull more CO2 enriched air into the plant (plants need CO2). ALSO, the air circulation keeps the top of the plant cooler under the light, thus keeping the bulb closer to avoid stretch.

What I'm saying is,.. You need a fan to pull fresh air into the grow space. Without adequate CO2 the plant won't grow very fast, and buds will be very small. the stems will not thicken and strengthen and you'll have to keep the bulbs farther away. So the plant will get tall fast.

So you pull that bolt out, and the machine falls apart.

Seriously...? You want us to help you lie to your wife? Not sure what kind of website you think this is, but likely you are in the wrong place.

For starters, don't you think your wife has the right to know you are commiting a crime in her home? (must be a criminal offense, or there would be no paranoia about the police peeking through your walls) And you seem to think she deserves no respect nor does she have the right to choose?

I always thought trust was the foundation of a relationship. For some I guess, it's just a hinderance to selfishness.

Not to mention it's against site rules...
Messageboard Rules
...Second post.

i would never be with a woman who didnt approve of my lifestyle. is this guy serious. lol about the infared on the one plant. sorry...

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Originally Posted by LennieC

Hey Dudes.

Ive been through the FAQs and couldnt find what I was looking for, so Im not being lazy here, but I cud do with a wee bit of advice.
a. Which seeds have the lowest odour and highest potency?
b. Do I need to insulate a cupboard under the stairs if Im only growing one plant? (ie will the police infra-red spot it?)
c. Why am I putting these questions in the style of a complete dick?
d. should I cover the cupboard in tin foil for max light exposure?
e. Do I REALLY need a fan? trust me when I say that Im doing this under the wife's nose and she will hear a fan. PLUS, all it would be doing is blowing the air around in the confined space.

Think thats it for now. Man, Im excited about this. Sort of. ha ha

Lennie C

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Looks like a dog pile on Lennie C.
I'm in.

The forum rule that applies;

-Growing in the home of someone who is not aware of your growing activities. This includes parents or housemates who are on your lease. Dormitory growing is also covered under this rule.

Some words that apply'

Love, trust, judgement, common sense.

Be sure to hug your accomplice to FELONY cultivation tonight!:D

Fail, dude, fail!

W.

And it had to be a guy with the name"Lennie". :cool:

Hey guys.
Lol. Seriously, some of you chaps need to pull over, recline your window and take a lovely deep breath...
Bloody hell, If I wanted to be moralised to...well, you get the idea.

So to those of you with decent planting/growing tips. Many Thanks. I shall have to give the fan some thought coz it may be problematic in a few weeks.

To those with Marriage guidance and legal advice, hmmm. Perhaps you ought to start smoking more of what we are talking about on here. lol.
Chill dudes
Lennie
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Originally Posted by Weezard

Looks like a dog pile on Lennie C.
I'm in.

The forum rule that applies;

-Growing in the home of someone who is not aware of your growing activities. This includes parents or housemates who are on your lease. Dormitory growing is also covered under this rule.

Some words that apply'

Love, trust, judgement, common sense.

Be sure to hug your accomplice to FELONY cultivation tonight!:D

Fail, dude, fail!

W.

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Thanks man. How supportive of you...

A. i can tell you wich strains stink to high heaven, but low odour high potency strains im not sure about, google it would be my advice
B. It doesntmatter how many plants you are growing on wether or not you should insulate, thhe ? is, what kind of light are you gonna be using
C. Some ofthese guys are clowns who dont know what its like to have a girl or wife who just doesnt understand
D. dont really know about tinfoil, its refletive, but flat white paint is just as reflective, and easier to spread
E.You may not really need a fan, but it couldnt hurt, and it also depends on what light your using, hope that helps

all these guys that were hounding you for lying are more than likely either single or live in a medical cannabis state. good luck lennie let me know what kind of light you got and ill answer those other 2?'s