Dillution + Substitution: Theroretical TEQ
Hey yall! I'm new here, and drug testing has been hot on my mind recently, because I have a court date...Tomorrow!:(
I was smoking heavily (1-8 times) daily, but slowed down to a hit or two per day 3 weeks ago, and totally stopped 2 weeks ago. I used to only need 11 days to pee clean, but I am 2 years older, so my metabolism is slowing a bit. Maybe all the running on the treadmill I did last week will help. I obviously can't dilute too much tmw, because I will be in court- I can't run out and pee whenever I want. Hopefully I won't even get tested.
Anyway, too the point! Not so long ago, I thought up an interesting idea on how one could possibly beat UDS's with relative ease. I'd love some feedback/critiquing, so maybe that we could refine this idea into something that would work.
Here's the basic idea:
1. Drink water until you are peeing out straight h20.
2. When stepping up the 'plate', discretely open up a gelatin capsule containing powdered urine, and dump it into the cup.
3.Pee in the cup.
Pretty simple plan, right? The hot water coming out of you is the necessary ingredient to dissolve the synthetic urine. The synthetic urine has everything necessary to pass the specific gravity/color part of the deal, and your urine is obviously at the right temperature.
The only hang up in this idea is...how long does it take for synthetic urine to dissolve? Also, getting the capsule into the testing site could be a small issue...but its just that, small. I get into concerts at strict venues all the time with gel capsules of mdma and stuff, you can stick them practically anywhere-seams of jackets and clothes, in between elastic of boxers, etc.
Let me know what you think!
Dillution + Substitution: Theroretical TEQ
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Originally Posted by spreadpanic
Hey yall! I'm new here, and drug testing has been hot on my mind recently, because I have a court date...Tomorrow!:(
I was smoking heavily (1-8 times) daily, but slowed down to a hit or two per day 3 weeks ago, and totally stopped 2 weeks ago. I used to only need 11 days to pee clean, but I am 2 years older, so my metabolism is slowing a bit. Maybe all the running on the treadmill I did last week will help. I obviously can't dilute too much tmw, because I will be in court- I can't run out and pee whenever I want. Hopefully I won't even get tested.
Anyway, too the point! Not so long ago, I thought up an interesting idea on how one could possibly beat UDS's with relative ease. I'd love some feedback/critiquing, so maybe that we could refine this idea into something that would work.
Here's the basic idea:
1. Drink water until you are peeing out straight h20.
2. When stepping up the 'plate', discretely open up a gelatin capsule containing powdered urine, and dump it into the cup.
3.Pee in the cup.
Pretty simple plan, right? The hot water coming out of you is the necessary ingredient to dissolve the synthetic urine. The synthetic urine has everything necessary to pass the specific gravity/color part of the deal, and your urine is obviously at the right temperature.
The only hang up in this idea is...how long does it take for synthetic urine to dissolve? Also, getting the capsule into the testing site could be a small issue...but its just that, small. I get into concerts at strict venues all the time with gel capsules of mdma and stuff, you can stick them practically anywhere-seams of jackets and clothes, in between elastic of boxers, etc.
Let me know what you think!
Why would you want to chance adding dirty urine to already clean powdered urine?
