Seeking Advice

Hey all, I'm currently on probation and I have a drug test in a week and 6 days.

I'm wondering what method I should pursue to pass the test.

Here's a little about me, since I know all of this depends on your body. I'm 5'5", 130 pounds, very little to no fat. I've been smoking everyday for the past 2-3 weeks or so, but before that I took a 3 week break.

I've looked at water-loading, detox etc., but I don't want to risk synthetic urine and getting caught. And detox seems fishy to me, judging by the mixed views I've read so far on the topic.

Getting back to the point, what do you think the best alternative is?

Thanks in advance for your time.

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Originally Posted by tuer3ssuci0

Hey all, I'm currently on probation and I have a drug test in a week and 6 days.

I'm wondering what method I should pursue to pass the test.

Here's a little about me, since I know all of this depends on your body. I'm 5'5", 130 pounds, very little to no fat. I've been smoking everyday for the past 2-3 weeks or so, but before that I took a 3 week break.

I've looked at water-loading, detox etc., but I don't want to risk synthetic urine and getting caught. And detox seems fishy to me, judging by the mixed views I've read so far on the topic.

Getting back to the point, what do you think the best alternative is?

Thanks in advance for your time.

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I think dilution would be your only option (or using some detox drink...which some will argue is just expensive dilution but others seem to swear by them)? I personally have never used anything other than water B12 and creatine (which I take anyways for working out). Have you had a probation test before? Do you know if they watch you? If not maybe ask a friend for their pee pee? Nothing says friendship like a bottle of piss.

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Originally Posted by tuer3ssuci0

Hey all, I'm currently on probation and I have a drug test in a week and 6 days.

I'm wondering what method I should pursue to pass the test.

Here's a little about me, since I know all of this depends on your body. I'm 5'5", 130 pounds, very little to no fat. I've been smoking everyday for the past 2-3 weeks or so, but before that I took a 3 week break.

I've looked at water-loading, detox etc., but I don't want to risk synthetic urine and getting caught. And detox seems fishy to me, judging by the mixed views I've read so far on the topic.

Getting back to the point, what do you think the best alternative is?

Thanks in advance for your time.

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My best and only advice is to check out the stickies on dilution and substitution and make your best educated decision on what to do. In the end, passing or failing is on you.

Personally, I'll never take another test without preparing BOTH ways and making the final decision at the toilet if I can help it. If I can use the synthetic, I'll do that...otherwise they'll get my diluted sample that I prepared according to the sticky here. If you want my humble opinion, the only way to feel closer to 100% sure you passed is to use a good synthetic that has been used and endorsed by people you can trust are telling you the truth. I don't care if you haven't smoked in 6 months, you could still get a false positive for something because of some OTC drug.

Best of luck to you! Hope to hear it went well.

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Originally Posted by HRPufnstuf

My best and only advice is to check out the stickies on dilution and substitution and make your best educated decision on what to do. In the end, passing or failing is on you.

Personally, I'll never take another test without preparing BOTH ways and making the final decision at the toilet if I can help it. If I can use the synthetic, I'll do that...otherwise they'll get my diluted sample that I prepared according to the sticky here. If you want my humble opinion, the only way to feel closer to 100% sure you passed is to use a good synthetic that has been used and endorsed by people you can trust are telling you the truth. I don't care if you haven't smoked in 6 months, you could still get a false positive for something because of some OTC drug.

Best of luck to you! Hope to hear it went well.

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Thanks! Never occurred to be to try both methods at the same time. I'll definitely do that then. I've been on probation since December, but they haven't tested me yet. My probation is ending in 2 months, so I'm assuming they're going to test me soon.

I go to the PO once a month and each meeting with him has lasted on average 30 seconds before he lets me go. So I'll keep my fingers crossed.