Lab test.

So I'm on probation for a non drug related crime and my po decided to start my drug testing today. I have until 8:15 am est Friday to complete the test at a local hospital. I'm not sure about what type of test it is but if it helps at all I'm paying the lab 40 dollars.

I'm 6'2" 135 lbs. Was a pretty heavy smoker until December 8, 2009 when I went to court for this shit. Since then I've smoke less than five times probably and always several weeks apart. I've been completely clean for just over two weeks now and will be diluting my urine with water and gatorade along with a detox drink called Ultimate Gold. I don't think this drink is a magic tonic btw, I'm aware it's just upping my creatinine levels and coloring my urine.

Does anyone have any other advice to up my chances of passing?

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Originally Posted by bobopen

So I'm on probation for a non drug related crime and my po decided to start my drug testing today. I have until 8:15 am est Friday to complete the test at a local hospital. I'm not sure about what type of test it is but if it helps at all I'm paying the lab 40 dollars.

I'm 6'2" 135 lbs. Was a pretty heavy smoker until December 8, 2009 when I went to court for this shit. Since then I've smoke less than five times probably and always several weeks apart. I've been completely clean for just over two weeks now and will be diluting my urine with water and gatorade along with a detox drink called Ultimate Gold. I don't think this drink is a magic tonic btw, I'm aware it's just upping my creatinine levels and coloring my urine.

Does anyone have any other advice to up my chances of passing?

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Detox anything are not a good way to boost your creatinine, at all. The creatine in them will not covert to creatinine on the spot, so along with being a glorified bottle of water, the stuff it won't help you the day of the test. To boost that, I'm afraid you really have to buy supplements and start loading that up 2-3 days before. Good luck.

If you're going to a hospital then I doubt it will be observed so you could try subbing if you wanted.

Update time.

I picked up an at home drug test the day of my original post and took it without diluting. Standard two lines = negative type of deal. The second line was faint but there. I ended up just drinking a whole hell of a lot of water and taking b-12 pills to add color along with gatorade and my glorified bottle of water in hopes of adding some weight to the so called "urine."

I actually wasn't obsereved so subbing would have been easy. Should have went for the synthetic urine but my po marked that I was to be observed so I didn't figure that would fly. I ended up giving them an unnaturaly pale yellow sample that wasn't questioned. I'm sure that it's dilute enough to pass their tests but should they test specific gravity or creatinine levels I could be screwed.

I'll post back when I know what's up.

p.s. For those of you that have pissed dilute, how long did it take for the place to call and get you back in?

Still haven't heard anything

So I can only assume that I've either a) passed or b) my po is waiting to throw me a fast one when I see her again since I haven't heard anything about it yet.
Being the optimist that I am, I'm going to assume that I've passed. :rastasmoke:

Yet another update. Saw my po today and she told me that I'd have to go back since my sample was dilute. If I test dilute again I'm going to be up for violation.
Since that place didn't watch me last time I'm going to go with substitution.
If they want to watch me this time could I just say I have shy bladder syndrome and get out of it? Also, when using a bottle with a top that allows you to squeeze and get a decent stream should you just go that route or unscrew the cap?

is this your first drug test? if so i think you should be able to fail it without any consequence

First failed one for sure if it happens. I'm not really down for violation though so I'm going to raise hell about not being able to piss in front of people. Also going to dilute again on the off chance that an extremely irate man with a "full bladder" just won't cut it.