how much does it take for you to get stoned?

hehe, for some reason I have a REALLY low tolerance, it takes very little for me, I've never met someone with as low a tolerance as me.

1 hit (toke, puff, drag etc.) and I'm nice and buzzed.

2 hits, i'm moderately stoned, though not for too long

3 hits, I'm totally baked for a good bit, everything is complicated (especially making purchases at stores).

4-5 hits, I'm ripped off my ass for a few hours, get terrible munchies, just giggling my ass off, can't figure out how to open a fridge lol.

6 hits. now most people don't believe it till they see it, but I can actually get TOO high. if I have 6 or more, it's quite unpleasant. last time I had about 7 with my friend nick, and I was in the fetal possition on the floor laughing (and I think crying a bit) and I could hear nick trying to keep me calm and sane, but I couldn't even respond. seriously, if I'm too stoned, I CAN'T talk. I'm thinking the words, but I can't get them out. I'm just struggling to hold on. lol, I know, I'm pathetic.

so share please :)

1 bowl im happy, 2 bowls pretty damn high, 3 bowls fuckin baked

It takes me atleast ten puffs to get lightly stoned, twenty to get me stoned to where I don't know where I'm at and laugh for no reason, and about thirty five to get me zombyfide. After all them puffs and tokes I can't open my drink or the fridge to even get me one.
May the Gods watch over your weed, and crop if you have one.

1 joint gets me merry 2 gets me wrecked and 3 is realy heavily trippin

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Originally Posted by mrdevious

hehe, for some reason I have a REALLY low tolerance, it takes very little for me, I've never met someone with as low a tolerance as me.

1 hit (toke, puff, drag etc.) and I'm nice and buzzed.

2 hits, i'm moderately stoned, though not for too long

3 hits, I'm totally baked for a good bit, everything is complicated (especially making purchases at stores).

4-5 hits, I'm ripped off my ass for a few hours, get terrible munchies, just giggling my ass off, can't figure out how to open a fridge lol.

6 hits. now most people don't believe it till they see it, but I can actually get TOO high. if I have 6 or more, it's quite unpleasant. last time I had about 7 with my friend nick, and I was in the fetal possition on the floor laughing (and I think crying a bit) and I could hear nick trying to keep me calm and sane, but I couldn't even respond. seriously, if I'm too stoned, I CAN'T talk. I'm thinking the words, but I can't get them out. I'm just struggling to hold on. lol, I know, I'm pathetic.

so share please :)

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holy shit! you sound just like my mate! we call him the "Ketamine Monkey" because that's what he's like when stoned, he just passes out, and we play human buckaroo, by piling household objects onto him, lol, it's good fun!

^lmfao human buckaroo

1 spliff gets me a little high
2 gets me nicely high
3 gets me real high :D

same here rob, a blunt sends me to outer space tho, lol

it takes a bowl to feel a good buzz, and 2 bowls to be high. anything more only makes me feel better.

LAST NTIE I GOT FUCKED UP HARD HAD 2 SPLIFFS AND A NICE BLUNT KILLED A WHOLE 8TH IN THE SPACE OF 3 FUKIN HOURS BUT BOY I WAS BAKED, GOT SUM POTENT STUFF JAMAICAN PEARL GOT ME NICE LAST NITE :D

shit i did the same thing last saturday, i keep caning down 8ths in one night, too pricey for me, lol