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Okay, say you found a magic bong and you rubbed it and a genie came out and granted you three wishes. You can't make any cheap cop-out wishes like wishing for more wishes, the power to create more magic bongs or anything like that. What are your wishes?
Mine would be:
1) to become the richest person on the planet
2) to have the power of telekinesis
3) to have the perfect mate
well that's easy, omnipitance :D . or is that copping out?
1) I wish that all the forests on Mother Earth be restored to pristine, pre-modern human influence state
2) I wish that all the cars and fossil fuel burning vehicles would blow up and everyone had to ride a bike, walk, or go by horseback
3) I wish that the west half of the United States would succeed from the east and become our own country, without George Bush and all his cronies in office, but rather some green minded people...
I mean secede, not succeed. Sometimes I am stupid...
Ok this is childish (my wishes) but its simply what I want, I've actually thought about this. Its sort of my "favourite" stoned fantasy.
1)All the powers of anyone in the DC Marvel (or any other comic book) universe WITHOUT the weaknesses or liabilities (and within reason no "god beings such as galactus or eternity" for anyone who reads or did read those things, its been many years since I've read any so things may have changed)
2)(this would be immortality but its already granted by the above ;) ), Sooo Complete Omniscience with the ability to not be driven crazy by it and the ability to comprehend it.
3) The ability to still be affected by LSD,Shrooms and Cannabis compounds but nothing else of course as #1 would preclude that.Which is why I have to wish for the above to be able to affect me ;)
And, If I get a 4th one for kicks how about a cure for Megalomania :)
Good Question.
1. Ultimate wisdom
2. Access to every drug on the planet.
3. A remote control that controls time and my influence on it (time).
hmmmmm
1. Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I would want Meatwad to be around me whenever I wanted. Minus the meat smell.
2. My just smoked the last of my pot, so I would ask that everytime I reach into my right pocket there would be an ounce of nug ( of varying kind ) just waiting to be pulled out. And I must stress that I only want this to happen when I reach in there. Don't need that kind of a problem with Cops or greedy assholes shoving their hand in my pockets.
3. I would want to get to see a different live show of my choosing every night.
well, I'm going to be called a big nerd for this.... :D
To be a jedi, with all the powers of wolverine from X-men. that way I'd live happily as a jedi, and have immortality with the kick-ass healing ability, to develope my power for as long as needed. plus, the ability to heal anybody of any ailment. (oh, but unlike the typical jedi, I'd still listen to plenty of metal and smoke weed every day :) . and hey, with the healing I'd never face any health consequences).
i would wish to have an infinite amount of wishes! none of this 3 wish crap, im greedy, hahah.
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Originally Posted by king cola
lol, read the first post again, that's strictly forbidden! ;) and besides, just wish for omniptant power then you can grant your own wishes.