Hey, LabCorp tomorrow.

First off let me apologize if this has been posted somewhere already. (I searched and the threads/posts that I found were dated back to 2007-2008).

I am 5' 10" 205 pounds.
I have only been smoking for 3 months, but have averaged about 1 gram of high grade a day (Shared with a friend or two).
I have been clean for 4 days. (Today is the 4th and tomorrow (day of test) will be the 5th)
I have drank 2 gallons of water and 1 2Liter bottle of Cranberry Juice
I have the '1 Step maximum Strength Detox Formula' made from QCarbo (32 Ounce Bottle).
The company testing me is Labcorp
I have been inactive in physical activity for about a month and a half now and have eaten a good amount of fatty foods.

My Plan.
Tonight before going to bed I plan on drinking a gallon of water (Just started about 10 minutes ago).
Wake up at 4 am and head to work drink a half gallon while I'm at work.
I get off work at 10 am, then I'm going to finish the half gallon
Around 11:30 I'm going to drink the 32 oz bottle of Qcarbo as fast as I can then fill it up 2 - 3 times and drink.
I hope to pee 3 - 5 times before the test

This is a pre employment screening drug test.

I was just wondering your opinions on my chances of passing.

My test is at 2:30.

I would say that plan is flawed at best. Just my opinion, but you should consider subbing.

Why would you say it is flawed?

Because your current regime is a dilution technique gone completely out of control. For starters, drinking fluids days before the U/A is useless. It may make you urinate frequently, but it has no effect on the rate in which THCA is filtered from the bloodstream by the kidneys. Drinking fluids is only good for the day of the U/A.
Drinking gallons of fluids on the day of the U/A will increase the chances of the sample being deemed "overdiluted". For the proper way to dilute, follow the steps outlined in the Dilution sticky thread.

Detox drinks are a scam. Their makers and peddlers exist only to seperate the credulous from their hard-earned cash. You can spend upwards of $200 for a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different than you would accomplish with just vitamin B2 and water.

Forget the magic detox potions and drowning yourself with gallons of fluids and just follow the Dilution sticky thread.

I have already bought the detox drink and my friends have used it so I don't really worry about using it.

I read the Dilution method and I was wondering if I could mix it in with what I was already planning on doing.

Take 3 aspirins sometime during my job. Drink plenty of water and crush a vitamin tab in my drink.

I'll just be adding the Qcarbo which I don't think would damage the process.

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I'll just be adding the Qcarbo which I don't think would damage the process.

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And what make you think so?..


Using both the magic potion and the Dilution method will increase the chances of an overdiluted test result. Pick one or the other, although the magic potion at best accomplishes the same thing as the Dilution method.

All I was adding to my method was a couple of aspirin and I guess 10x the daily recommended Vitamin B2 or B complex so my pee won't be too clear.

Aspirin is outdated tech. It was used to foil only one type of test - the original EMIT screen. Since then, a second-generation EMIT (aka EMIT II) was introduced to tackle the aspirin issue. As a result, the first-gen EMIT is seldom used anymore (if, at all).

B2 is used for coloring but it must be understood that with the advent of specimen validity checks as SOP, color became the least aspect in determining an overdiluted sample. Even samples with a nice yellow color can still fail the creatinine and specific gravity checks which are the two checks the labs perform to determine an overdiluted sample.

Well either way I don't want to be stopped and have to repiss. So I guess I'll stick with what I was planning on doing in the first place, but just going to add B2 vitamins so I can at least get past the first judgement.

I've been pretty confident about passing. I was just wondering how the technology has been (at least for Labcorp) and how in depth their tests are.