UA on 1/27/10 850am!!!!!

what up my fellow green brothers LOL so heres my dilema Ive been on probation almost 3 yrs but due to my good behavior was only ua'ed once (the first day of probation and i was clean).i have been on unsupervised probation since So for about a year now ive indulged in the greenery :) So i got a call to report to probation office on the 27th. i havent smoked since 1/7/10 that day i rolled 3 fatty dank blunts and havent smoked since.
Im 5'8'' weigh about 155lbs in pretty good shape no six pack abs but no beer belly either im a size 30 waist ( i dunno if that helps any)
So since 1/10/10 ive been going to gym to run/sauna etc and drink water consistantly. Im just nervous i have read the dilution stickys and am starting to practice but any tips etc or reassuarance lol

i will be 20 days clean when i go see PO i dunno if ill even get tested but i would like to go prepared you know SORRY FOR LONG ASS POST THX

why doesnt anyone respond!!! :(

Because you didn't really ask any questions. You asked for tips which can be found in the dilution sticky you mentioned. Sauna and drinking lots of water every day aren't part of it. Sweating does not equal burning fat. It's not a good way to rid the body of THC. Since you cannot flush THC out of your system, anything you drink in the days leading up to a test means nothing either. Since no one can tell the future, no one knows if you will be clean in the 20 days you have. Like everyone else is told, buy a home test and check yourself with your first morning void.

I did buy a few at home tests from walgreens failed one with morning piss! Ive been going to gym to work out ive been doing about 45min cadio work. running/cycle and swimming etc i use the sauna i dunno why but it might help.
my plan is to use dilution method today i started taking creatine so if i do get UAed i wont be under but HOW MUCH CREATINE SHOULD I BE TAKJNG? i was thinking 5g a day? Anyone know?

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I did buy a few at home tests from walgreens failed one with morning piss! Ive been going to gym to work out ive been doing about 45min cadio work. running/cycle and swimming etc i use the sauna i dunno why but it might help.
my plan is to use dilution method today i started taking creatine so if i do get UAed i wont be under but HOW MUCH CREATINE SHOULD I BE TAKJNG? i was thinking 5g a day? Anyone know?

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You probably should take the recommended dosage, taking too much will have you spending most of your time on the toilet. You can also pick up some metamucil, this will help you to excrete some thc through your colon. As webdox stated the sauna and sweating will not rid you of thc, but your on the right track with the cardio. Just follow the dilution sticky and practice practice practice.

yeah alright thanks guys for responding. Anyone about my size 5'8'' 155lbs before quitting 1/8/10 i smoked daily about 3-4 bowls of preety good greens

(oh yeah i did buy metamucil to about a week ago )

could you kinda tell me if possible how much fluids you drank??
i drank a gallon in about 3 hours with 4 super B vitamins but it looked a lil to diluted. i only have to test kits left and i ran out of $$$ im saving one for day of PO meeting so i only have one more to work with to try and get my dilution right.

on day of PO meet i will take the aspirins and stuff but i dunno ive never really been UAed so i dont know what to expect thanks.

sorry for so many questions but does anyone know if taking zinc sulfate night before and morning of test helps? i read on another post here i think that it helped???

First, I want to explain that everything I am writing is based upon my own experience, but it is recent experience, and I can assure you that my information is 100% accurate...Before I started, I thought there was absolutely no way I would pass, but I did, and it seems like you have just enough time that you can pass too...Just follow Deige's advice and the N2 Dilution sticky to the letter...and practice, practice, practice

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I did buy a few at home tests from walgreens failed one with morning piss!

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I bought about 50 adulteration strips and 50 THC test strips from drugteststrips (hopefully the links below still work)
Marijuana Drug Test | Home Drug Test | Drug Testing Kit
http://www.drugteststrips.com/Adultr...-pr-16181.html

It's more than just passing the THC immunoassay test by dilution, but also making sure you don't over dilute, which can be tricky, depending on how high your levels are...I was testing myself on a daily basis and it took me about a week to get the process down just PERFECT...and i'm talking real perfect, where my color wasn't too neon yellow (too much B2 or Vitamin C), my creatinine clearance was in the normal range and my specific gravity was just right, and still dilute enough to pass with a light line...you have to practice or you probably Will Not pass...

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Ive been going to gym to work out ive been doing about 45min cadio work. running/cycle and swimming etc i use the sauna i dunno why but it might help.

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Make sure about 3 days before you go to take your test, you go into hybernation mode by stopping all physical activity (get real lazy), eat a bunch of really fatty foods, and also start taking about 3-5 teaspoons of metamucil each day, throughout the day, as this will help pass some of the metabolites through the stool, reducing levels slightly in the urine (every little bit helps).

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my plan is to use dilution method today i started taking creatine so if i do get UAed i wont be under but HOW MUCH CREATINE SHOULD I BE TAKJNG? i was thinking 5g a day? Anyone know?

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I know from experience that I started by loading up with 25g (5 teaspoons) per day, spread throughout the day, and then after 3 days, I kept the level at 15 grams until 2 days before the test, when I upped the level to 30 grams...

also, keep in mind that while the increased fiber (metamucil) and creatine might cause some mild diarrhea, according to everything I have studied, this will result in extra metabolites being redirected to the stool, which is a good thing...just don't overdo it and you should be fine....

GOOD LUCK!:thumbsup:

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yeah alright thanks guys for responding. Anyone about my size 5'8'' 155lbs before quitting 1/8/10 i smoked daily about 3-4 bowls of preety good greens

(oh yeah i did buy metamucil to about a week ago )

could you kinda tell me if possible how much fluids you drank??
i drank a gallon in about 3 hours with 4 super B vitamins but it looked a lil to diluted. i only have to test kits left and i ran out of $$$ im saving one for day of PO meeting so i only have one more to work with to try and get my dilution right.

on day of PO meet i will take the aspirins and stuff but i dunno ive never really been UAed so i dont know what to expect thanks.

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I am 5'8" / 225lbs with a somewhat slow metabolism...to get my color, creatinine levels and specific gravity just perfect, I followed the N2 dilution sticky EXACTLY...to be even more precise:

First thing in the morning, like really early, I would drink 2 8-oz glasses of water, and hten another 8-oz every 15 minutes for the first hour (64 oz total), just like in the dilution sticky. At this point, I would take 14 mg of Vitamin B2 (that was how much was in my multi vitamin), as well as 1000 mg of Vitamin C...then, I would start drinking Gatorate, between 4--6 oz every 15 minutes (basically, each 'mouthful' for me is right around 2 oz, so I would take three good-sized swigs of gatorade every 15 minutes). After a couple weeks, I noticed that I only needed to take 2 good sized swigs to pass with a solid negative line...

Also, after taking the Vitamin C and B2, it would take about 2.5 hours for me to start peeing yellow, but the yellow was not too neon, which is as bad as peeing yellow as it's like a marker...DO NOT take too much B2 and Vitamin C, experiment and get it right...if you follow the dilution sticky and know how much water to drink for color and adulteration tests, you should be able to figure out your exact levels within a few days or so...

Aspirin doesn't help...niacin doens't help...NOTHING helps...vinegar doesn't help, etc., etc., etc....HOW DO I KNOW???? I was freaking out for three weeks and TRIED EVERYTHING, and I know more about my urine now than I ever wanted to know...and all I can tell you is keep it simple...just follow the N2 Dilution sticky EXACTLY, except substitute gatorade for water...if you practice you will be fine...good luck! you have plenty of time...

one last thought..i weigh much more than you, and probably smoked at LEAST as much as you do/did, maybe more, and I was able to get passing negative after 3 weeks WITHOUT dilution...but I still used dilution with 4 oz or water every 15 minutes and passed with flying colors!

good luck!:thumbsup:

nomore420 thanks for the post im a try to order the online test strips today hope they come in time. today im a bust my ass at gym and just eat hella creatine i bought some creatine capsules form GNC supposedly ea. pill contains 2.5g of creatine so im a munch on them like skittles lol if i spend the night on the toilet lol screw it THX for the posts the more you guys reply im starting to calm down cuz it seems im doing the right thing and im trying to get N2's method down im super happy my boss is cool about herb cuz im at the office peeing like crazy trying to get my color and fluid intake right LOL THX PEEPS