I need an empty substitution kit

I have someone who will donate a clean sample. I COULD go with the tried and true methods documented here in this forum...but I am trying to get a job as a nurse. As I may have to do a test in a hospital setting, I am hesitant to simply crotch a sample in a bottle. Too many things can go wrong and I would rather be safe than sorry.

I ordered from pretestedurine.com last week, but no charge was placed on my credit card and I don't think the company is around any longer. Does anyone know of any alternatives that aren't crazy expensive like a whizzinator? All I need is a simple bag/tube system. After trying a supplier i found via google I think it may be best to ask this forum for advice as I have been lurking for some time and have learned much about the testing/evasion process already here.

Just saying, I am herb free for nearly 4 months. I did not anticipate looking for a job for THIS long and I am really missing herb. In the time since I have quit my blood pressure has skyrocketed and a chronic condition in my colon has become painful (diverticulitis). Plus I love getting stoned and I miss it so. With no prospects for a nursing job any time soon, I would just as well start smoking again. I do not want to until I have a substitution system in hand.

Thanks in advance for any info....

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Originally Posted by cracksbacks

I have someone who will donate a clean sample. I COULD go with the tried and true methods documented here in this forum...but I am trying to get a job as a nurse. As I may have to do a test in a hospital setting, I am hesitant to simply crotch a sample in a bottle. Too many things can go wrong and I would rather be safe than sorry.

Just saying, I am herb free for nearly 4 months. I did not anticipate looking for a job for THIS long and I am really missing herb. In the time since I have quit my blood pressure has skyrocketed and a chronic condition in my colon has become painful (diverticulitis). Plus I love getting stoned and I miss it so. With no prospects for a nursing job any time soon, I would just as well start smoking again. I do not want to until I have a substitution system in hand.

Thanks in advance for any info....

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It doesn't matter if you are being tested to stock shelves at Wal-Mart or if you are being tested for a NICU position as RN, it is no easier or harder to sub. It's the same. You won't be observed and no one is going to grab your crotch to see if you jocking a bottle. The only thing you need worry about is whether to use a clean donor (which I would personally never leave up to chance, my license to practice is too important) or to use synthetic and to get the temp right.

I have myself turned several colleagues onto subbing once you get past the do you smoke weed part out of the way. Blaze up, stop worrying, and sub and don't worry about using a fake penis or some tube system, it is NOT needed. All you need is a bottle of fake or real pee (which is no better or worse than good synthetic) :)