PLeasehelp:weird food

Im making a business plan for a restaurant in my advanced computer applications class and i need help making up real fuckin weird food. nasty ugly disgusting whatever.

so far the restaurant's special is the bacon latte'

i also have a sourkrout jello mold(lime,cherry,or coconut),baby burrito(baby wrolled up with beans and cheese in a baked tortilla),.
as you can see there is no limit too how grosss it can be but i need help with this as soon as you guys can think this shit up.

I trust you guys can think up really weird food right?

ice cream and gravy!

fermented elephant-processed straw salad (for the hardcore vegans)

placenta salsa, served warm

habanero-mint candied yam soup

What about tuna served on a weetabix topped with chocolate sauce?

Maybe even a pittabread filled with jellie babies, raw beef steak, sushi, served with jizz sauce?

Puree'd smoked haddock gently boiled in coca-cola and topped with peanut butter?

A single plum, floating in perfume, and served in a man's hat.
When isn't it time for a Simpson's reference?

oooh! don't forget the mexican cock sauce!

(if you ask for it at burger king in the mornings they will actually look for it, its the funniest thing ever)

hmmm, i'd actually try that bacon latte. mmmmmmmm baaaacccoooooon:D
see, the trick is ya gotta butter yer bacon and then bacon yer sausage.

sauteed roadkill(preferably possum) served on a bed of nightshade salad with a side of fried chitlins n eyballs with sweatsock gravy hmmm mmmm :D

Chocolate-covered cherries with the cherries taken out of them and replaced with 2-month old mayonnaise.

saurkraut with anything pretty much is the sum of anything I find gross har har.