Idea on how to release Iranian hostages

with President Bubba's recent success in Korea i am starting hear that he might head to Iran next, and and try to free the hostages there, that also wondered across the border :wtf:

i have an idea that may get them released. its may seem kinda crazy at first but i think it just might work. we start by creating an illegal CIA contra force that will go to Central America and take over the cocaine trade by overthrowing democratically elected gov'ts and wholesale murder of the general populus. Once we control the cocaine market we can start to fly it in thru the Inter-Mountain airport system, ending up in Mena Arkansas.

okay bear with me here, then we take all the money we've raised thru the cocaine from Mena and purchase missles that we can then illegally trade to the Iranians for the hostages. and we'll have the whole operation controlled by a "secret" fraternity of homosexuals with a fetish for dead human remains. :wtf:

i know it seems a little far fetch but i'm telling you it just might work! :stoned:

lmao

Sounds good!