User interface poll

I have a question. Below are two mockups of UI's for a site. like to get a take on what you guys think, stoned or not ;).

Here is a list of things:

1. Which mockup is more appealing to you?
2. Which one would make you want to explore the site more and figure it out and stay on it?
3. Do any or one of the concepts make you understand what we're going on here?

Also, would love to get any takes on it. Much thanks

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/40720ui2.jpg

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/27217UI1.jpg