Need some Quick Fix HELP!
Alright I have done my research like a good girl, but I seem to have a problem that other people don't. I have to travel about 40-45 min just to get to my test center. Now of course it's not me taking the test but my husband, he is 5'10 and 240lbs, and has some big cahunas. I know its all about practice and we are planning on doing so tonight. So far my plan goes:
We are going to microwave it for 7 sec (really new microwave!)
Then put the heating pad on it for the drive
When we get to testing center he is going to put it in his taint and go piss.
Do you think that will work. We haven't tested how long he can keep it warm. If he can keep it at around 95 for an hour or two we are just going to microwave it and put it in his taint. I'm just nervous... our baby's future is riding on this job and I just want a reassuring word from experenced people. Thanks!
Need some Quick Fix HELP!
Need some Quick Fix HELP!
Heres the quickest way I can give you lots of info and you can pick what you need. QF will stay up to temp for hours with the heat pad. Everything you asked will work. It is so easy a cave man can do it.I'll try to hang around a few minutes if you have any questions
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Originally Posted by jeffman
Thats good because too cold is a real problem but if your sample is too warm you can swirl it in the cup and blow on it carefully and quietly of course and each swirl and blow will drop the temp about 1 degree. Your only difference is your using real urine so I wouldn't nuke it unless it was a emergency. Heres some info that never failed me at quest. Good luck and make us proud...:thumbsup:
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Originally Posted by jeffman
QF is the bomb and temp is Your only problem. If You read anywhere here You will see success after success. Good luck and just relax. Below is what has worked over and over for Me....
Originally Posted by jeffman
Yes QF works at Quest and I've done it 8 times.
They will not observe unless You give them reason too, but they will be right on top of that bathroom door so do not use the squirt top on QF as it can and will make a sucking noise.
They will check temp big-time so if too warm swirl and blow Gently. Each swirl and blow will drop about 1 degree.
If too cool I have rubbed My finger on My pants and made it hot and held it over the temp strip on the container. Do not push on the strip!!! Just cover it with Your warm finger.
I have never seen a Quest employee put the sample anywhere near there nose to smell it and it would be crazy or possibly against there company policy I would hope.
QF is just enough to reach the legal line they can request. I come out and before they say anything I say this is all I could go, and they always say thats great. I even act embarrassed sometimes.
If You practice with QF and act like a normal person You will find them to be nice People.
They have there job and You have Yours.
Good luck and Please post the good news when You get it.
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Originally Posted by jeffman
The bottle temp strip will be enough to monitor temperature and with practice You will see.
No pockets!!!!! Some places make You empty them out.
just microwave the bottle and don't waste the pad now. Put it between Your legs, (I shove it right in the pouch in My fruit of the looms and under the boys). You can watch the temp with no pad for now. You need it the day of the test.
Keep the heat pad away from Your skin. After You empty the bottle it is easier to put it right back in the same place and if You do don't put the heat pad against Your twins because with the empty bottle You will roast Your nuts on the drive home. (If Your male)
If they smell it and don't like it insist they taste it...:rasta:
You will be fine....Practice, Practice and relax, Good Luck...:thumbsup:
