Bongs in Houston/Kingwood

hey new to the forums yeah im thinking about getting a bong or pipe online but im alittle afraid of my dad seeing it on his bill or seeing a pipe in the mailbox. So that being said, any one have a bong that they can sell to me for like 40 bucks? It doesent have to be real nice or what-not, it can be used for all i care. I live in Kingwood as of now and just wanted to see if anyone in the houston area on a boring day would drive up to kingwood (about 1 hour from houston) for 40 dollars. Any way hit me up on aim if u got anything or reply on this thread. Nothing to big though like something i could possibly hide in a closet or put in a backpack. keep it green:hippy:

Jah.