Hard?

I just got out of the shower and i have a hard on
and should i jerk it or should i hang my towel on it? :)
:)

Stick a sparkler in it on the Fourth of July.

bend into a pretzel and eat ur wang]

later

Or just chop it off and fry it for dinner?

The choice is yours...

I think you should chop it off and pickle it

hmmmmm hat rack? :p

Beat the monkey, knock the top off, shoot your load, cmilax , orgasm, choke the chicken, wank, stroke , pull, spit,

thats funny b/c i have hung shit on my hard on before, its so much fun

fall on it, then get sumone to grab ur legs and spin u like a top

later

Lol I Agree Luda