Syringe Substitution

Hi there,

I'm in search of a new job, and there is a pretty good chance I will be taking a pre-employment drug screen sometime soon. Having been a heavy smoker for the past two years, it would take some time for me to detox and my best bet appears to be substitution.

I tried substitution about two years ago when I had a great job offer, but unfortunately it was a last minute idea and I did not practice. I used a non-lubed condom placed under my genitalia, but that was a total failure.

"I can't accept this."
"Uh, why not?"
"Its not warm enough."
"Uh..."

I can't afford to fail the next test, so I've been doing some research and trying to figure out what I should do. I was originally going to use non-lubed condoms again, but they seem to jostle a bit too much and mine was not quite warm enough.

Having access to some syringes and tubing, I put together a little system that I could wear around my thigh or chest. It is a little hard to sit with and is more noticeable if I wear it around my leg, but if I wear an undershirt and a dress shirt you cannot tell its around my chest!

The tubing may not even be necessary; I could just remove it, fill the syringes with the specimen, and then wrap the tip (no needle!) with tape to ensure it doesn't leak. As it is right now though, I have one 40ml syringe with tubing and one 40ml syringe without the tubing. I put this together before I knew how much urine I would need, however, and my searching seems to suggest I need at least 45ml, preferably 60ml.

I can place both syringes on my left side, under my arm, with the plunger fully extended and the syringes full of urine (or water, in the test runs.) I then wrapped one of the heating pads for your back/shoulder or whatever around the syringes, and then wrap "Tender Tape" self-sticking bandage around my chest. It holds everything in place perfectly, and I've worn it for an hour and a half around the house, getting up, sitting down, etc and it is not easily noticeable nor too uncomfortable. I tested it twice and the specimen tested at 98.9 degrees. I'm assuming 40ml won't be enough, so if I fit both syringes in I could probably take the tubing off and just pull them out, give the specimen, and slip them back in.

My only concern is that it is slightly uncomfortable/bulky and it makes it a little hard to bend over. I'm considering getting either a 2oz or 4oz bottle and trying it with that instead. I could wrap the heating pad around my inner thigh, around the bottle and then wrap the tape around that. I could slip it out, give my specimen, slip it back in and walk out.

So I guess I'm looking for any opinions/advice on what I should do. I've attached a small picture of the system(sorry for the finger), so let me know what you think!

This is pretty much a 'homemade wizzinator'

dude all you need is to fill the cup up to the temperature gauge.

maybe like 10 ml i dont know how much but seriously unless they have you fill up a frickin bucket you wont need two syringes.

ingenious i bet u made this high HAHA

The little travel bottles for hair shampoo work well. Just flush them out real good and they fit nice in your crotch. All you need is about 2 ounces.

Does anyone know for sure how much you need? The syringe pushes out an oz of fluid, maybe a tad over.

i bought a 3oz travel shampoo bottle (was already empty) and filled it with QF (i had bought 2 bottles).... i only needed half.... so 2oz was plenty!