Hair Testing info ideas

Hello people.

Recently I've taken on a part time work that has been dangling the idea of hair testing over my head. If the time comes, I don't wish to fail. During the last week or so I've been doing a lot doing home work regarding this testing process.

Things you all should know. Marijuana is the most difficult drug to detect (so far) with this type of test. I recommend reading the information given strait from the companies you can personally order the tests from. Google it.
Anyway, many of them state that bleaching, or cleaning with this or that(detoxification products), only make there job all the easier. You actually just cleaned the hair even better for them. (The THC is in the follicle which can't be washed out)

Reading chat forums I noticed that foolish people who decide to cut their hair below their wanted 1 1/2 inch length (90 day detection time span) are othen then required to submit their fingernails instead.

Fingernails and hair are both made up of are protein called keratin. Basically hair and fingernails are the same thing. The lab with melt either one and the search it for toxins.

This is what gave me an idea. The problem with detoxing hair is it's water proof and very strong (like your nails). However, there are products on the market made to soften nails in order to remove cuticles. If they soften nails, they should soften hair easily. (I haven't tried this yet it might need to be greatly diluted)

Once softened, thc is a substance with ph value of 7.2 A slight base. Lime juice is a strong acid with a ph of about 2(stronger then vinegar). With the softened hair this should work.

I was also thinking to possibly dilute diet pills (ones made to absorb fat so you just poop it back out) in water and attempt a rinse with this after the hair is softened. Since thc is an oil much like butter this possibly might help collect out the thc.

Sorry, that these ideas are only an outline at the moment. Whether they will work or not is honestly unknown to me. I'm posting this in hopes that these ideas can be used and improved upon and we gain an iron clad success rate.

If someone does use these ideas please post in so that I can see progress. Let me know if your a pass or fail. (I hope you pass)
Tell me how much and how often you smoke last time ect.
Tell me type of hair dark, strait, curly, thickness ect.
Tell me if you used any other detox methods.

Good luck. I'm hoping we can all get this nailed down soon.

Oh ya, don't get any of this crap in your eyes! Also, anyone who maybe a head of me with experimenting with these ideas, cut some hair off first (in an unnoticeable location) and see what effect the nail softener will have to your hair. I don't want to hear that you've made yourself go bald. I suggest putting in on some arm hair first before applying to head (just in case you are about to make a bald spot or area of skin irritation).

I was just reading scientific and forensic journals regarding test method and procedure.

Before testing hair, it is cleaned with methylene chloride (paint stripper, more or less) or better yet, petroleum ether (distilled gasoline from what I can understand).

(Petroleum ether is only available to accredited labs, classrooms, ext. It's extremely flammable. It is required storage in ventilated cabinets.)

The hairs, I learned are washed with these substances to remove thc from the outside of the hair follicle. This is to disprove the possibility of the second hand smoke excuse.

Sounds like paint stripper is the best readily available substance to remove thc, unless you work at a lab. (definitely something to avoid getting in eyes or inhalation)