I really want this job, what should I honestly do here?

OK

I was a regular user 1-3 bowls a day for a couple years

23 years old
6'2''
230 lbs
(haha I'm a stud)
:hippy:
I'm fairly active, I work in a busy kitchen and I run 2 miles a day.

I have great internship opportunity coming up and the last step after accepting their offer is a 35105N SAP 5-50 W/NIT drug test.

The last time I smoked was a week ago in the morning, May 23rd.

My drug test will probably be scheduled for the 8th of 9th of June.

So around 18-19 days of sobriety.

The thing is I was asked to fill out some detailed security paperwork where I said I did use marijuana 100 times since 2001 and that my last time using was indeed May of 2009. The company also called me to confirm the security paperwork information (I told them I had smoked this May) and then made me a very nice offer.

I've already ordered some dip strip tests off of ebay and have them coming priority to test myself. I started drinking more water today May 30th and will continue to up my caloric intake.

Is there any chance I could pass honestly?

Or should I just get the Quick Fix stuff?

The thing is I had a bad experience with sneaking bleach into a pee test before and I don't want anything else like that to happen again (bleach all over the place, the lady smelled it and I failed for THC).

Please help me I don't want to be bothered by this all week, it sucks, I WANT THAT INTERNSHIP!!!!:hippy:

In my opinion, you should substitute clean urine. There are plenty of good postings and an excellent sticky on here about subbing. I personally am going to sub clean urine by using a 2 oz shampoo bottle and strap it to my inner thigh under my nutsack. I have done that 2 times before. I know exactly how you feel being bothered by it all week. I have been stressed out for days thinking about it even though there is a very good chance that it will go off without a hitch. My main concern is they are planning on testing for hepatitis B, I know for sure I don't have Hepatitis B, but that is tested via blood test and I am concerned about them doing an all in one test via my blood. I smoked 1 week ago and that is about how long it can be detected in your blood from what I have read. So I am worried that there won't be a UA test but just a blood test, I won't know until monday morning when I pick up my paperwork. I might be wrong but I am worried because if I don't get this job it will be a huge opportunity missed. Anyone who knows something about this, weigh in.

interns generally arent paid. confused but good luck, sub is your best bet

this internship pays $22.70 sooooooo, anyone else

Substitution 2-0 so far (my bro said fuck it, cheat)

Substitute with qf. It will be safer than urine. Unless you test yourself and you pass. Test the first void of the day and if you want to be sure, test yourself a couple times a couple days apart. Heres some tips if you need them, Good luck and please post the good news when you get it...:thumbsup:

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...stitution.html

The sub went off without a hitch

Thank you cannabis for getting me this far in life

and thank you QF and cannabis.com for getting me one step closer to my dream!

Just be careful not to overhead, 10 seconds in my microwave heated QF up above 100 degrees!