Another Q about an upcoming test....please read.

Whats going on ladies and gents?

I am new to the site and have a few quick questions.

1st off, I have a possible test on May 20th. I have been taking a detox pill and liquid that is a 2 day process that is supposed to "rid my body of all toxins until put back in". I bought double the amount and planned on extending the detox to 4 days instead of 2.



I am a chronic smoker who smokes anywhere from 1 time a day to 10 times a day, depending on what I'm doing. I have been smoking for a while now (more than 5 years)....... I have been drinking water and cranberry for two days now continuously while taking the Detox. I have read that the Detox does not work but my friend has taken the same product called "Test'in" and passed his test. I have been trying to clean out but am paranoid that I will still be dirty. I have been eating nothing but fruit and working out as well.

Q: I quit smoking on the 13th (couple days ago) and was wondering if I continue to drink water and cranberry while and after taking this nasty pill/liquid cleanser, will I be OK for Wed. the 20th?..... today is the 15th.

Q: I can't do the 4 aspirin as suggested above because I will be preoccupied the whole time prior to the test. My best bet is to be fully clean. What is the best method to be completely clean in less than a week? I will also be watched so I cannot risk the fake urine method either.

Really..... I am just looking for suggestions from people who know what they are talking about. Please give me any input possible on how I can pass.

I don't put much trust in your detox pills.

Drinking liquids in the days before the test does not help rid your body of more thc. Nothing is going to rid your body of the thc but time and exercise.

A week isn't a very long time for a heavy smoker. I don't know your size or metabolism. A young skinny smoker has a better chance of cleaning up faster than an older, heavier toker. But in a week? This question can be answered by getting a home test and seeing if you can pass with some dilution. I'm pretty sure that you will fail the first morning urine, so don't waste the test.

If I were you, I would sub.

Those "detox" pills are a hoax. There is no product, nothing that can rid the body of THC. Like Suzie said, only time and exercise can permanently rid the body of THC.

BTW, THC is non-toxic, therefore its incorrect to classify THC as a "toxin".

I just read that you will be watched and can't sub... what is your test for?

If you can't sub and your only chance is dilution, don't forget to load up on creatine (at least 48 hours before) so your heavily diluted urine will have creatinine and not test dilute for that.

Thanks for the reply.

My test will be for a court, but I am not sure if I will get one or not. It's just a possibility that I am not going to risk. I will be watched by the test giver while pissing in the court house.

Like I said before, I have had a friend who smoked as much as me who have taken these pills and passed. Not once but multiple times.

I am 6' 210 lbs. I have an average metabolism.

I understand that most detox products are a hoax but after seeing my buddy doing it multiple times and pass for court i figured it would not hurt to try it.

What is the best way to get creatine? Red meat or just pills?

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Like I said before, I have had a friend who smoked as much as me who have taken these pills and passed. Not once but multiple times.


I understand that most detox products are a hoax but after seeing my buddy doing it multiple times and pass for court i figured it would not hurt to try it.

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So youre assuming that the pills were the reason for your buddy passing? What about the real hero, the fluids consumed with the pills?

Yep. When fluids are consumed, the concentration of THC metabolites in the bladder is reduced via dilution - enough for the urine sample to register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen, thus being ruled a "negative" . The magic pills, drinks, etc. do absolutely nothing. These people wouldve passed anyway just on the fluid-loading alone, without the magic pills and potions to go with it.