A joke, I don't know where else to put it

Hi everyone, I found this on my hard drive and I must have written it when I was high. I googled for it and I couldn't find anything so it must be mine I guess. If it doesn't belong here I ask the mods to please just delete it or move it to the appropriate forum and please don't ban me.

May 4, 2009
Domino Danger (AP)
Domino Corp. sells products which resemble drugs - Santa Piperosa Courier-Dispatch staff reporter Jose Tantravirez


SANTA CUNA, CALIFORNIA - According to Ret. Constable Jim Workensham of Tampion County, Domino is selling bags containing a white powder which to many grade-schoolers resembles cocaine or high-grade heroin. "Some kid is gonna see Mom putting this stuff in the cake frosting, and then the next time he has a big sack full of drugs he's gonna bake a cake and guess what the surprise is at that birthday party? The last thing we need is a bunch of ten-year-olds in the E.R. because Domino puts their profit margins ahead of corporate responsibility."

Haha what the hell?
I don't know what that was, but it was funny. :thumbsup:

im thinking this belongs in the conspiracy forum.

i was lookin around today and noticed that pilsbury seems to be in on the whole thing also. i think the doughboy is the master mind