Scared as #$@$ to sub, how did you do it?

I'll try to make this as brief as possible.

I've been smoking about 4-5 times a week for the last couple of weeks. The last time I smoked was April 12 (sunday). Of course on April 13 I got a call from my employer telling me that I have the job as long as I pass the required drug test. I have to take the test on April 24th. Since April 13 I have been drinking water steadily and working out close to every day as well as hitting up the sauna. ( I'm 5'11, 155, with an extremely fast metabolism)

As the 24th gets closer I have been getting more and more nervous that I will piss dirty. Because of this I have done a lot of researching on this wonderful site and have come to the conclusion that subbing has a much higher success rate then trying to dilute. It blows my mind that so many of you are this ballsy. The company that I have to take the test for I know for a fact does not supervise. As I keep reading I think that the best option for me is to sub. I'm just sooo nervous about it I can hardly see myself having the balls to do it. "What if it pops, what if the temp is off, ect"

How many of you have successfully put a condom of clean piss under your scrotum, and then put your underwear on top of that? I don't want to rely on the cup having a temperature strip on the side and I don't want to rely on hand warmers b/c it just feels like another things I have to moniter.
It's possible that I could dilute it successfully and pass but I think its just such a easier and safer route to sub, even though the idea scares the hell out of me.

How did you guys do this? Make me feel not as nervous!

Condoms? Only a small percentage of people here use condoms, maybe 5% if that. Most people use rigid containers or bottles. Many people also learn how to use other more comfortable places other than under your balls.

Then you practice till you aren't scared.

This is tried and proven by someone i know...cough...

Buy a synthetic urine kit. While driving on the way to the lab turn your car heater on HIGH and hold the bottle to the heater vent for a few minutes (dont worry, cant over heat it with this). By the time it has reached max temp it falls at around 102 degrees (my experience). This will give you about 15 or 20 minutes to fill out the forms they hand you, and dump the stuff in the bottle while still keeping a good temp.

Its very easy to carry in.... look at all the places people hide their stuff on the show cops, you can never see it until they poke around.

Everybody gets nervous the first time. I did too. But it really is quite easy. You're better off to pickup a bottle of synthetis urine if you can. They already come with a good bottle and a temp strip to keep the temp right. And the temp is really the ownly issue. Just practice at home and you'll find you can keep the temp in range for a couple hours just preheating and storing it in your crotch.

I was extremely nervous when I did it too, but I did it and everything was fine. It's almost laughable how easy it is to keep the temperature within the 90-100 degree range. I microwaved my bottle, put on two layers of underwear, attached the heading pad (to the side opposite the temp strip) and set off for an hour drive to the facility. When I arrived I waited about 20 mins for my turn, and although I was panicking I knew that the bottle would be at the right temp. I closed the door and poured the urine and it was at 96 degrees. Perfect.

I, too, was very nervous to sub out but you have to take yourself out of the situation. Don't think about what rides on the test, don't think about anything else. I boiled it down to: All I have to do is stand in a locked bathroom and pour liquid from one container to another-- a simple act. Think about it as the simple action that it is, and you will be fine. You WILL be fine.

Just order up some Quick Fix now and practice at home. Once you practice, you will see just how easy it is, and how long the urine can stay at body temperature. I had it in my crotch for ~2 hours at home WITHOUT a head pad, and it was around 94 degrees, which is low, but still passable. Just make small talk with the lab tech and pretend that nothing rides on this piss test.